Finished Folds (1021—1040)
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2Seurat was overcome with joy and excitement at finally formulating this concise unifying understanding of life. He understood it all so clearly! Now where was his pen?
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5ction meetings down at the Moose Knuckle Lodge. Together with Rosie, Molly and I put the majora in labia majora. We wouldn't hide our protruding womanhood from juvenile eyes any
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57-Eleven and was able to stock up on T.P., snacks and comic books. So long as the end of the world didn't take more that a week or so, I was all set.
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3Well, not *that* Emily Post. Emily Post's great-granddaughter Emily Post IV was arrested by Las Vegas police on charges of public indecency, breach of etiquette, and lewd conduct.
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8Yes, I read that too. Curiously, the last Folder to approach 10,000 points, one H.W.Longfellow, disappeared shortly after tallying 9,900 points. Thus the 10,000 point prize remains
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2space continuum & specifically about how the word continuum had 2 U's. Like vacuum. Or congruum. Con-gru-um. 'Weird' thought Ike as his truck impacted Wilbur the Cat so forcefully
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5. Everything about it. The corn, the heat, the children running around. Baseball and hot dogs and waterslides and thunderstorms. Just an absolute waste of a season. Why can't we ha
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6the door and made a bee-line for the neighbor's front yard vegetable patch. Relieving myself, I caught wind of a cat. There it was! Under the white Ford pickup. I tried to act
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5out and my back caved in. I fell on top of her, moaning and writhing in agony. Mira kneed me in the groin repeatedly, furthering my extremely painful incapacitation. Finally,
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5I smashed the axe-wielding sentries into oblivion. "Victory is mine!" I cried. "Righteous is the cause!" Unfortunately C.A.W. neglected to mention that water is to shovel as fire
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10No problem, totally got your back. All you do is, ... are you getting this? Write this down. "Homelessness in America: Not That Bad? It's been 13 years since Walter Kringle had wor
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5Fil·i·bus·ter (noun): The use of irregular or obstructive tactics by a member of a legislative assembly to prevent the adoption of a measure. See also: Peeniebuster, Davenbuster,
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2they couldn't eat, drink, or be merry any longer. Most fell asleep with their dancing shoes still on. It was a night to remember that most would forget. Rumor tells of a videotape
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3tself to be understood. Each fold is like a precocious neuron, firing off "Hey, look at me! I'm important!" But the story is only as cohesive as it's weakest fold and unfortunately
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4ngs of gold to whomever could climb the Passage of Ill Descent, crowns of sapphire to whomever could parry the Thrust of Hercules, and necklaces of pearls to whichever such lady as
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5. Pretty soon more wrinkly privates were being pressed together than that one time at boot camp when everyone stayed in the pool too long and had to huddle for warmth. Gross!
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4ned international relations to 1944-esque levels. The Japanese meals looked equisite but everything tasted like water chestnuts, celery, or cucumber. Bobby Flay's steaks were delic
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8g from his exposed third nipple. Okay, he was perfect except two things: green slime was dripping from his exposed third nipple & he had large black bruises all over his vestigial
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4Arnold had never been this worried before. Paul always came through; it was always fine in the end. Or at least it had been in the past. But standing here now, thinking about his
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5And so it came to pass that the three cats came upon an active lava flow, cascading into the ocean, forming new land. The first cat was the bravest and she