Finished Folds (1021—1040)
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5out and my back caved in. I fell on top of her, moaning and writhing in agony. Mira kneed me in the groin repeatedly, furthering my extremely painful incapacitation. Finally,
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5I smashed the axe-wielding sentries into oblivion. "Victory is mine!" I cried. "Righteous is the cause!" Unfortunately C.A.W. neglected to mention that water is to shovel as fire
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10No problem, totally got your back. All you do is, ... are you getting this? Write this down. "Homelessness in America: Not That Bad? It's been 13 years since Walter Kringle had wor
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5Fil·i·bus·ter (noun): The use of irregular or obstructive tactics by a member of a legislative assembly to prevent the adoption of a measure. See also: Peeniebuster, Davenbuster,
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2they couldn't eat, drink, or be merry any longer. Most fell asleep with their dancing shoes still on. It was a night to remember that most would forget. Rumor tells of a videotape
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3tself to be understood. Each fold is like a precocious neuron, firing off "Hey, look at me! I'm important!" But the story is only as cohesive as it's weakest fold and unfortunately
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4ngs of gold to whomever could climb the Passage of Ill Descent, crowns of sapphire to whomever could parry the Thrust of Hercules, and necklaces of pearls to whichever such lady as
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5. Pretty soon more wrinkly privates were being pressed together than that one time at boot camp when everyone stayed in the pool too long and had to huddle for warmth. Gross!
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4ned international relations to 1944-esque levels. The Japanese meals looked equisite but everything tasted like water chestnuts, celery, or cucumber. Bobby Flay's steaks were delic
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8g from his exposed third nipple. Okay, he was perfect except two things: green slime was dripping from his exposed third nipple & he had large black bruises all over his vestigial
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4Arnold had never been this worried before. Paul always came through; it was always fine in the end. Or at least it had been in the past. But standing here now, thinking about his
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5And so it came to pass that the three cats came upon an active lava flow, cascading into the ocean, forming new land. The first cat was the bravest and she
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2Oh my God. I did not see that coming. If
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4lled myself up, shook off the malaise, and ate the living brains out of both EMTs' warm skulls. Absorbing their most recent memories, I knew that more food was just inside the
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3dicktater. Just because he bought an island and conned some poor janitorial staff into indentured servitude he thought he was the king of Bullroar Mountain. Well, my daughter and I
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2stripper." "I'm smart" Janis insisted poutily. "I know, honey" Boom soothed. "You'll do great." Janis had been confident, but now, heading to the stage, Aerosmith blaring, she felt
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6At first I wasn't impressed. But then I noticed; this wasn't your ordinary half man - half manatee private investigator; this half man - half manatee private investigator had a
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4Dr Woo became jealous of Tommy's supple wrist. He ALWAYS got the replay. Dr Woo scoured the streets from Soho down to Brighton for a Pinball Necromancer capable of dethroning Tommy
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3She learned some great jokes, mastered the guitar and taught herself how to cook excellent, cheap, nutritious meals. She was almost awesome, really very cool. For the final awesome
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7ed the First United Church of Herpetofauna. Froggy went-a-bible-thumpin while toad prayed for his warts to disappear. Jesus Lizard's church did well, though protests against FUCH