Finished Folds (1041—1060)
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8liked the smell of him, was drawn to him in an odd way. Dr Acula realized what it was just as Radu pulled out a large wooden stake. "Imposter!" she screamed. "He's alive!" Radu
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6Australia really is the greatest place on Earth. No place else is remotely like it. New zealots show up from time to time, and there's the sea-land lovers who are also new, but
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3I looked back over my work. It's accurate, but very dry. Maybe I'll just embellish it an iota. Just put some color into it. "There I was,
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2I'm one of the lucky ones. I've been tagged for further code enhancement by the Tertiary Tech Scanner of Summa Quadrant. 99% of everything I've ever known has been deleted.
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6behemoth in body armor. A record producer was within ear shot and dollar signs spun in his eyes. "That's catchy!" Two hours and extensive auto tuning later ... S- S- S- sometimes,
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6However there were aspects of my fake dad's performance that I'd rated 'marginally achieved' on the evaluation I'd present this Sunday. For example, the arbitrary ban on incendiary
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4There Will Come A Time, When You Will Mark This Day, As The BEGINNING. A New Path, A New Way, A New Meaning, Is Here. But You Don't Believe Me, Yet.
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5Wild animals are fantastic. Love 'em. But when a male cricket begins stridulating within my premises, my domocile, my castle, it's war. That insect's going down. He could be Jiminy
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3Anne and her magical red boots did what every girl wanted to do. They traveled, they experienced, they sucked the marrow from the bones of life. At the end, Anne took the boots and
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2The heart of a house is really in the backyard. Inside, it's just a lot of pissing in bowls, cushioned sleeping, and slow-cooking flesh. But in the backyard, there's truth.
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7Many, many things are funny with enough vodka. However, many things aren't that funny the next day. For example,
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3spill the beans about the elderly bearded gentleman who'd been seen cavorting about town with several reindeer harnessed to his '88 Peugeot. Dinko needed this lead to pan out or he
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3I furrowed my brow to recall what I'd forgot. "Oh, right. Nonsense!" And with that, I engaged the phantasmagoric thingamajig, switched on the happenstance shvipten, and rocketed
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9Swollen tropical raindrops fell from Bozo's eyes onto the pavement as he was thrown to the ground and cuffed. His wig was askew, makeup smeared, but from the wet splatters arose
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5"Now, when I rub the cream on, is that supposed to be followed by a real sharp stinging sensation akin to being attacked by a vinegar-soaked porcupine? Because
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3cocaine was mine, just for pure argument's sake. And while we're throwing things around here, just go ahead and assume that prostitute in the totaled BMW is with me. Hypothetically
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3was a typical specimen. When Herve trained at Frenchie's Gym he always made sure he wore his cup with Villechaiz written on it. But he also always called it his 'mug' because
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4but they solved that by tripling up the double down, flipping it, reversing the bun, dunking it all in batter & freezing it overnight. It was then balanced on a single shallot, for
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5planets out left & right. Mercury was too small. Neptune? Who cares? Pretty soon it was just Venus, Earth, Mars, and Jupiter. Oh, and the sun. Who could forget good old Planet Sun.
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9charitable noncash contributions and when she put that little heart over the 'i' in her name. He looked down at the flaccid, empty banana peel in his hand.