Finished Folds (1041—1060)
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2Oh my God. I did not see that coming. If
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4lled myself up, shook off the malaise, and ate the living brains out of both EMTs' warm skulls. Absorbing their most recent memories, I knew that more food was just inside the
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3dicktater. Just because he bought an island and conned some poor janitorial staff into indentured servitude he thought he was the king of Bullroar Mountain. Well, my daughter and I
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2stripper." "I'm smart" Janis insisted poutily. "I know, honey" Boom soothed. "You'll do great." Janis had been confident, but now, heading to the stage, Aerosmith blaring, she felt
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6At first I wasn't impressed. But then I noticed; this wasn't your ordinary half man - half manatee private investigator; this half man - half manatee private investigator had a
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4Dr Woo became jealous of Tommy's supple wrist. He ALWAYS got the replay. Dr Woo scoured the streets from Soho down to Brighton for a Pinball Necromancer capable of dethroning Tommy
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3She learned some great jokes, mastered the guitar and taught herself how to cook excellent, cheap, nutritious meals. She was almost awesome, really very cool. For the final awesome
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7ed the First United Church of Herpetofauna. Froggy went-a-bible-thumpin while toad prayed for his warts to disappear. Jesus Lizard's church did well, though protests against FUCH
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8liked the smell of him, was drawn to him in an odd way. Dr Acula realized what it was just as Radu pulled out a large wooden stake. "Imposter!" she screamed. "He's alive!" Radu
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6Australia really is the greatest place on Earth. No place else is remotely like it. New zealots show up from time to time, and there's the sea-land lovers who are also new, but
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3I looked back over my work. It's accurate, but very dry. Maybe I'll just embellish it an iota. Just put some color into it. "There I was,
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2I'm one of the lucky ones. I've been tagged for further code enhancement by the Tertiary Tech Scanner of Summa Quadrant. 99% of everything I've ever known has been deleted.
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6behemoth in body armor. A record producer was within ear shot and dollar signs spun in his eyes. "That's catchy!" Two hours and extensive auto tuning later ... S- S- S- sometimes,
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6However there were aspects of my fake dad's performance that I'd rated 'marginally achieved' on the evaluation I'd present this Sunday. For example, the arbitrary ban on incendiary
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4There Will Come A Time, When You Will Mark This Day, As The BEGINNING. A New Path, A New Way, A New Meaning, Is Here. But You Don't Believe Me, Yet.
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5Wild animals are fantastic. Love 'em. But when a male cricket begins stridulating within my premises, my domocile, my castle, it's war. That insect's going down. He could be Jiminy
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3Anne and her magical red boots did what every girl wanted to do. They traveled, they experienced, they sucked the marrow from the bones of life. At the end, Anne took the boots and
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2The heart of a house is really in the backyard. Inside, it's just a lot of pissing in bowls, cushioned sleeping, and slow-cooking flesh. But in the backyard, there's truth.
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7Many, many things are funny with enough vodka. However, many things aren't that funny the next day. For example,
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3spill the beans about the elderly bearded gentleman who'd been seen cavorting about town with several reindeer harnessed to his '88 Peugeot. Dinko needed this lead to pan out or he