Finished Folds (1061—1080)
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3I furrowed my brow to recall what I'd forgot. "Oh, right. Nonsense!" And with that, I engaged the phantasmagoric thingamajig, switched on the happenstance shvipten, and rocketed
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9Swollen tropical raindrops fell from Bozo's eyes onto the pavement as he was thrown to the ground and cuffed. His wig was askew, makeup smeared, but from the wet splatters arose
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5"Now, when I rub the cream on, is that supposed to be followed by a real sharp stinging sensation akin to being attacked by a vinegar-soaked porcupine? Because
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3cocaine was mine, just for pure argument's sake. And while we're throwing things around here, just go ahead and assume that prostitute in the totaled BMW is with me. Hypothetically
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3was a typical specimen. When Herve trained at Frenchie's Gym he always made sure he wore his cup with Villechaiz written on it. But he also always called it his 'mug' because
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4but they solved that by tripling up the double down, flipping it, reversing the bun, dunking it all in batter & freezing it overnight. It was then balanced on a single shallot, for
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5planets out left & right. Mercury was too small. Neptune? Who cares? Pretty soon it was just Venus, Earth, Mars, and Jupiter. Oh, and the sun. Who could forget good old Planet Sun.
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9charitable noncash contributions and when she put that little heart over the 'i' in her name. He looked down at the flaccid, empty banana peel in his hand.
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4Nancy stirred the bubbles with her foot. Took a sip of merlot and crunched on an ice cube. She'd played it safe for too long. Tomorrow; tomorrow she vowed her sweet Darrel would be
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3expendables were sent in. Wally had a noggin-mounted multi-spectrum camera & Sebastian did too. Wally gently nudged the object with his boot. A brilliant shimmer engulfed Sebastian
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2le to end because each person keeps responding with questions. Growing up in a family with zebraphobic-dominant genes means that I've grown accustomed to some very odd habits. Aunt
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3zed my cheeks together as hard as I could since I'd neglected to apply my anal deodorant this morning. "Well, I suppose that's acceptable" I said "but does this gym come with
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4until the Watchmen's economy had become weakened by cheap, sub-market, imported goods. Then they jacked up the prices and laughed. China owned the Watchmen, but the 11th Ephemerid
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8because I had a system and I stuck to it. Max bet every time; tap twice on the cherries for luck; 1 coffee every 2 hours; stay positive and visualize the jackpot. Be the jackpot.
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4Gasp! What in the blue blazes?! I'd ordered 19 pangolins, and here I had 18 pangolins and a dugong. Somebody done rogered the pooch good this time. Mmm hmm. Really let him have it.
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4oranges by the freeway, fake prostitution with subsequent armed robbery of the john, commune life, actual work. These were the only other options besides going BACK to art history.
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4OK, I'm completely cereal this time. Honey, there's bunches of oats to be shredded, wheat to be frosted, flakes in the fruity pebbles paving the rocky road to our bowl. Golden
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4dgets do all the work. The fame had gone to his head. Sure Manatee P.I. let out a good sound bite from time to time about the Nixon Black case but the reality was that a pile of
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6He got a long wooden spoon to scratch with and trained his monkey to fetch beers. A recliner, a TV, a man and his monkey. Some call it paradise
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6a bird of paradise. Handsome, but with a giant nose and longish spiky hair. I was nonplussed. "Yeah" I said. "I think I will." But he must have misunderstood because he grabbed