Finished Folds (1081—1100)
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4Gary. Fabulous squared. Everyone would be arriving soon. I couldn't wait for their reactions. Little Gary Kowalski no more; say hello to WONDER GARY! He checked his mascara, adjust
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1ing Cesar's rap sheet. He'd killed the wrong dog's mate this time. "Bark, bark bark bark!" said the police dog. Cesar mugged for the camera. He said "Exercise, discipline and
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3The chuckwagon and milk went down licketysplit. Looking back, the carrots were where it started to go wrong. I got them down, and the cheetos, but halfway through the nut goodie
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4a troll of the underworld escaped and disrupted the harmony of the Folding realm with inflammatory, extraneous, and off-topic messages. A champion was needed. A hero capable of
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3necks on a new reality show called Blast 'n Baste. Sort of a southern take on the farm-to-table movement. Dr. Lemgop was in a bad way. He tried to think what Chilly Willy would do.
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5Ph.D. in Lunar Astronautics and a double minor in Perchlorates and Sibling Shaming. Brother Neil made it to the moon. Brother Lance wore the yellow jacket with the scarlet C on it.
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6Well, it does if they weren't so much high heels as they were peg legs. But thanks for raining on the lady of the night's parade. It's not like she'll remember anyway. While you're
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5My wife said "You know the one. She's young; attractive." Alarm bells went off. Feign ignorance, & you're busted. Express confirmation, & you're busted. I said "You mean yourself?"
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4I start 'em. You finish 'em. I set 'em up. You knock 'em down. Let's do this dang thing. Ready? Good. You're gonna need your A-game today.
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4Frankenstein tossed the muenster into the mix, then added coffee, bacon, beer, and a cat. "Judging by my internet research, this should be the best cake ever!" 25 minutes later,
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6"Son, I've started more stories than you've even added to. Heck, I was folding stories back when you were picking music for your Myspace page." "Yes, but just look at my Avg. Score
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5subatomic rowboat appeared and fired on the conglomeration. John Lennon screamed "No, not again!" Luckily Agent Muddymuddskipper's training kicked in and he was able to use Nemo as
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9I haven't bought ketchup or mustard since '83. You need a packet, you just ask old Chesty. I haven't stopped truckin in a single one of my 92 years on this rock and if you think
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7It was because of Ron's Dad. He was the ArchDuke of Useless Drivel. His main argument was that if people would just use a sunflower seed sized dollop of toothpaste instead of a pea
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4nother Wong. Must've been Wong's great- great- great- great- great- great-granddaughter Nguyen Wong. She heard me crying when no one else could. I must've looked
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7-s-c-i-u-t-t-o. Prosciutto." Correct! Applause. Relief. Smile, smile. Back to your chair. Winston realized he'd been holding his breath. Whew. He looked at his scabs.
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15Things I did today instead of doing things on my List of Things To Do Today: 1) Folded stories. 2) Took an extra long lunch. 3) Deleted 492 old emails. 4) Stared at the wall.
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4it Windows-style, Mac-style, or were really kinky and engaged in Linux. His laptop didn't really care, just so long as the urge to ProCreate was satisfied. Dozens of little laptops
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6Dean Charles said "Dern it yogi! My inner child said to seek a higher plain. So I climbed to the top of this hill, which happened to have ants." Yogi Pakra said "Yes, but why are
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7the tale about to unfold remains a love story and doesn't degenerate into some grotesque tragedy that may or may not involve a wood chipper. I remember the day we met. It was autum