Finished Folds (1081—1100)
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4I start 'em. You finish 'em. I set 'em up. You knock 'em down. Let's do this dang thing. Ready? Good. You're gonna need your A-game today.
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4Frankenstein tossed the muenster into the mix, then added coffee, bacon, beer, and a cat. "Judging by my internet research, this should be the best cake ever!" 25 minutes later,
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6"Son, I've started more stories than you've even added to. Heck, I was folding stories back when you were picking music for your Myspace page." "Yes, but just look at my Avg. Score
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5subatomic rowboat appeared and fired on the conglomeration. John Lennon screamed "No, not again!" Luckily Agent Muddymuddskipper's training kicked in and he was able to use Nemo as
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9I haven't bought ketchup or mustard since '83. You need a packet, you just ask old Chesty. I haven't stopped truckin in a single one of my 92 years on this rock and if you think
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7It was because of Ron's Dad. He was the ArchDuke of Useless Drivel. His main argument was that if people would just use a sunflower seed sized dollop of toothpaste instead of a pea
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4nother Wong. Must've been Wong's great- great- great- great- great- great-granddaughter Nguyen Wong. She heard me crying when no one else could. I must've looked
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7-s-c-i-u-t-t-o. Prosciutto." Correct! Applause. Relief. Smile, smile. Back to your chair. Winston realized he'd been holding his breath. Whew. He looked at his scabs.
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15Things I did today instead of doing things on my List of Things To Do Today: 1) Folded stories. 2) Took an extra long lunch. 3) Deleted 492 old emails. 4) Stared at the wall.
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4it Windows-style, Mac-style, or were really kinky and engaged in Linux. His laptop didn't really care, just so long as the urge to ProCreate was satisfied. Dozens of little laptops
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6Dean Charles said "Dern it yogi! My inner child said to seek a higher plain. So I climbed to the top of this hill, which happened to have ants." Yogi Pakra said "Yes, but why are
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7the tale about to unfold remains a love story and doesn't degenerate into some grotesque tragedy that may or may not involve a wood chipper. I remember the day we met. It was autum
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3a real potty mouth too. My belly spoke like a drunken whiny small Jewish man with glasses that had done three tours in the Navy Seals and dropped F-bombs like Dice Clay. My belly
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10He was known variously as a deep thinker, a risk taker, a loser. The kinda guy to pass out on a sea cliff with an empty nitrous balloon in one hand & his underwear in the other.
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5Hunger conquered curiosity and I ate. Still, the fizzywigs played at my peripheries. Moth-like, but bigger, pupler, rounder. Something out of Roald Dahl's imagination. I reached
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7played Nintendo. I had no friends-o. Well, there was Fernando but he just said "no comprendo". Luckily Tina went commando because next I swallowed my ex, whole.
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5Ffwupp ffwupp...Ffwupp ffwupp...Ffwupp ffwupp... Creeeeeeeeeeeek... Ffwupp ffwupp...Ffwupp ffwupp...Ffwupp ffwupp... Creeeeeeeeeeeek... Ffwupp ffwupp...Crrrkkkkkoonngg...Ahhhhhh!!!
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6were never allowed when I was growing up but dammit my forefathers died facedown in the muck for my freedom and it was my free choice to stuff my face with Doritos Extreme kickin
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3from the back row to the front row with my iPhone zoomed in on the action. It was awesome. The Queen somehow brought her heel up into the strangler's solar plexus and once he was
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3a static boom of Nagasakic proportions. With the last obstacle neutralized Miawrinsky was free to burgle the crown jewels. Just when Jupiter's Desire was secured, Miawrinsky heard