Finished Folds (1101—1120)
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7fully erect now. Nearly ready to burst from the internal pressure. Completely swollen. I wanted to blow a little more to see what would happen but I noticed the inflatable man's
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5During a heatwave on a trip to Thailand I contracted malaria. In my delirium I'd written my fiance: Got jungle fever, bad. So hot. Need to stay extra 2 weeks to replenish fluids.
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4possible. He was awesome at solitaire though. And not bad at minesweeper either, though it was inherently risky and the doctor detested that. Suddenly Granny Sue yelled "Help! Doct
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8or ... maybe I was laying it on a little thick. What if my love was like peanut butter stored in the fridge? And my therapist was like a knife that was too short
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6down to pluck Jack off the ground. He licked his lips and then took the first bite, severing both legs just above the knee. Jack screamed. Blood sprayed everywhere. The giant chewe
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6blatant asshattery. Perhaps it was the scotch goggles that made Cabbage seem so attractive but whatever the reason, Bunnicula had an overwhelming desire to nibble
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4It was a grand spectacle but the cool coastal breeze coupled with my hole's slow leak meant I was losing valuable PSI. I said "Help, a little air here please!" But they thought I
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4In experienced preparation for a day at The Happiest Place on Earth, I consumed 800 mg of pain reliever, 100 mg of a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor, and a cup of dopamine.
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2ARPB Board minutes. January 12, 2013. Council member Jones presented his proposal for impeachment. Charmain Donnely yelled and threw a chair. Bailiff Stuggart restrained Chairman
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6The best thing about shelled peanuts is the mystery. Will it be a burnt one? Extra salty? Shriveled? Two regular ones? Or that pinnacle of legume evolution: the TRIPLE. Mmm God is
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5Something interesting is happening here. Have you noticed? The seemingly endless supply of letters, words, and language is running out. There are only so many available. With each
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3First, he had 8 bags of groceries & had spent only $12. Second, my Porsche was covered in pigshit. I said "Brad, why'd you have to take the Porsche? Why didn't you take the truck?"
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6Of peanut butter, banana, and rum; of pompadours, pills, a quick guitar strum; bring back The King, his ghost I call here; bring back The King, Elvis now shall appear!
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7This walk called life. Is too short and too long. One step brings joy. The next misery.
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5with between 82-86 consonants, 60-64 vowels, and 30-33 punctuation marks including spaces. She entered the parameters into FoldMatic 1.0 and out popped the following fold:
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5Pro Tip: when drinking at work on a Friday it's best to keep the lights low and turn on some jazzy music to distract people. Put out some pretzels and just subtly dance around.
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7to most stories, but this isn't one of them. This one was just for the fun of it.
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5one Rockford Charleston III, declared henceforth that aeroskiffs were an insufferable abomination and that he shan't darken Mr. Milford's doorstep again. Leighton chuckled.
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5. Pure ego, unfettered by a mortal coil, unharnessed from the drudgery of a body. I left my friends to their unlimited breadsticks and salad, ready to saturate the world with ME.
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1actually believing he was a monster. He started only going out at night and wore a lot of black; long flowing capes and such. Plus he developed the habit of sucking on his teeth.