Finished Folds (1121—1140)
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4If you look the tiger in the eyes, he's liable to pounce. And if he pounces you're in for the skirmish of your life. Best just to let him have the tuna. Out the window, I saw Suzie
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3Mind reading is very real & anyone can do it. You just need total concentration & practice. Try it at your next family function. You'll need to stare directly at them for at least
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4We handed over the remote, both bottles, and a large glass with ice. Didn't bother with the limes. Best not to have a knife around mom during one of her turns anyway. The thing tha
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3Once there was a man. No ordinary man, but a man's man by the name of Steve McManaman. Steve teamed up with Alpha Male and went on a tirade against the pussification of America.
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9count on being pressed up against Loni's sweaty bodacious ta-tas at least twice a week, but these days half of me is gray and the other half is gone. Being Burt Reynolds chest hair
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5lights flashed above a sign that read Queens Shelter. Tyrion went in, hoping Cersei wasn't there. All he saw was a bunch of beggars with nary a whore nor a flagon of ale in sight.
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6Hey Fold2, this is Fold1. How ya doin? Listen, can you pass a message to Fold3 for me? Just tell her that I'll see her at the end of the story OK? Thanks dude. Late.
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6Dr. Myotis's cure for hearing loss was nearly perfected. His first human trial was moments away. Soon his son would hear again. He prepared the mRNA syringe and injected the boy.
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6Ah, dear Earwig. Most misunderstood, save only our friend Cockroach. I fear you both suffer from unfortunate names. Also, that Wrath of Khan flick didn't really help the earwig out
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7Proper protocol went out the window as the officer & several of his pals took pics with the giant mouse corpse. An hour later we were at Tijuana's Casa De Funeral with Mr. Cheese
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2Aslan's claws tore through the underbrush like Valyrian steel through Orc flesh. He had to reach King's Landing before the White Witch sacrificed Gandalf to the Drowned God.
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1being an assistant to Ms. Moneypenny who was M's assistant. Barney Ross really wanted to be Q's assistant assistant because he got to see all the cool gadgets being tested.
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5Meanwhile Dorothy clicked her heels together and the scarecrow was out standing in his field. There's no place like home. Unless you're from Kansas.
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5worthless as tits on a boar hog!" I felt bad though when tape worms began spilling out of him. Then I looked. Wait, is that a tape word?! Vile creature! Bane of libraries! Destroye
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8A supporting character entered the scene. "Did you hear that?" "No, what?" "It stopped. Wait, just listen." They listened. No noise. "There was a noise. Something made it." "Well
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3He stood 6 feet 8 inches and was chiseled muscle from calves to traps. Intelligent, worldly, a terror with the ladies. Also, his name was Frances. This meant that
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4Norm was just tapping the bowl's bottom crumbs into his mouth as I arrived. I was bitter as French roast. I ordered a boiler maker from Al. He said "Rough day Chuck?"
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4the boss had clearly given up. Rather than the usual 30/70 split between actual work and goofing off the staff went for it. The unreachable. The pinnacle. 100% slack. Bunny poured
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5It was dark. Foreboding. The kind of night that makes your shoulders tense up once you exit the back door into the yard. Is that the sprinklers? No, they're off. Something
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15A pessimist, an optometrist, an oncologist and a talking prune walk into a bar. The bartender says to the group "What would you like?" The pessimist says "Meh, you won't have it."