Finished Folds (1121—1140)
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6Of peanut butter, banana, and rum; of pompadours, pills, a quick guitar strum; bring back The King, his ghost I call here; bring back The King, Elvis now shall appear!
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7This walk called life. Is too short and too long. One step brings joy. The next misery.
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5with between 82-86 consonants, 60-64 vowels, and 30-33 punctuation marks including spaces. She entered the parameters into FoldMatic 1.0 and out popped the following fold:
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5Pro Tip: when drinking at work on a Friday it's best to keep the lights low and turn on some jazzy music to distract people. Put out some pretzels and just subtly dance around.
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7to most stories, but this isn't one of them. This one was just for the fun of it.
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5one Rockford Charleston III, declared henceforth that aeroskiffs were an insufferable abomination and that he shan't darken Mr. Milford's doorstep again. Leighton chuckled.
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5. Pure ego, unfettered by a mortal coil, unharnessed from the drudgery of a body. I left my friends to their unlimited breadsticks and salad, ready to saturate the world with ME.
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1actually believing he was a monster. He started only going out at night and wore a lot of black; long flowing capes and such. Plus he developed the habit of sucking on his teeth.
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4If you look the tiger in the eyes, he's liable to pounce. And if he pounces you're in for the skirmish of your life. Best just to let him have the tuna. Out the window, I saw Suzie
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3Mind reading is very real & anyone can do it. You just need total concentration & practice. Try it at your next family function. You'll need to stare directly at them for at least
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4We handed over the remote, both bottles, and a large glass with ice. Didn't bother with the limes. Best not to have a knife around mom during one of her turns anyway. The thing tha
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3Once there was a man. No ordinary man, but a man's man by the name of Steve McManaman. Steve teamed up with Alpha Male and went on a tirade against the pussification of America.
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9count on being pressed up against Loni's sweaty bodacious ta-tas at least twice a week, but these days half of me is gray and the other half is gone. Being Burt Reynolds chest hair
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5lights flashed above a sign that read Queens Shelter. Tyrion went in, hoping Cersei wasn't there. All he saw was a bunch of beggars with nary a whore nor a flagon of ale in sight.
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6Hey Fold2, this is Fold1. How ya doin? Listen, can you pass a message to Fold3 for me? Just tell her that I'll see her at the end of the story OK? Thanks dude. Late.
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6Dr. Myotis's cure for hearing loss was nearly perfected. His first human trial was moments away. Soon his son would hear again. He prepared the mRNA syringe and injected the boy.
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6Ah, dear Earwig. Most misunderstood, save only our friend Cockroach. I fear you both suffer from unfortunate names. Also, that Wrath of Khan flick didn't really help the earwig out
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7Proper protocol went out the window as the officer & several of his pals took pics with the giant mouse corpse. An hour later we were at Tijuana's Casa De Funeral with Mr. Cheese
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2Aslan's claws tore through the underbrush like Valyrian steel through Orc flesh. He had to reach King's Landing before the White Witch sacrificed Gandalf to the Drowned God.
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1being an assistant to Ms. Moneypenny who was M's assistant. Barney Ross really wanted to be Q's assistant assistant because he got to see all the cool gadgets being tested.