Finished Folds (1141—1160)
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1In case you hadn't noticed I'm going to clue you in a little bit here. There is no secret to happiness. No key to why we're here. No long lost mystery that reduces belly fat. The
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1asking why she's here. What a tool she is, saying she only has 2 IDs. Obviously. I told old Mrs. Schellner to bring back her taxes from the last 8 years, and to fill out this
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12Maybe if I wasn't such a colossal ass my twin brother wouldn't be such a tremendous fartknocker. Then I wouldn't hate him, or me, so much. I decided to make a change.
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5A good patient you are not. On my coat you wipe your snot. I do not like you Mr. Scott. A good patient? You are not.
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5And now ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for, the highlight of the evening. I give you your contenders for Woman of the Century. First off we have
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2Contenders for male of the century: guy that invented body paint, guy that convinced chicks that yoga/strechy pants/leggings are fine in public, guy that sends the VS catalog, guy
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3ts one-by-one. I became quite good at it. The master of pleasant small talk and memorable introductions. Then when I grabbed them they grabbed me back. I had life figured out.
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2OK teach, it's cool that you're hot and all. Cute too. But do you really have to wear *that* shirt with *those* shorts. And pigtails? Come on! I'm trying to make grades here.
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6his own crop duster, trimmed his own plants, used his own fertilizer, watered each vine. After all, you don't get to be Mr Tomato by leaving things to chance. Chad Laureate
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7with a shape suggestive to those inclined to notice such things. The line for the baker's new Ladies Loaf ran around the block. Things were going grandly until an angry husband
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4?! In fact, I'm so confident this model will leave you breathless that if it doesn't satisfy you, I'll come to your house and do the job myself!" She raised her eyebrow too. "Are y
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6Squawkers flopped erratically to the top of the pay phone and unloaded half a cup of alcoholic parrot runs all over the dude. Maybe in his younger years he would have gotten away.
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0bad if Big Brad didn't notice. Sure enough: "Hey, Joe, are you fucking wearing lady pants?" Big Brad smacked the pledge on the head and continued: "Hey, douchenozzle, I'm talking
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1Cakelandia. Originally made from the soft interior husk of the Pannkaka tribe's favorite fruit, chibabwe, the first pancakes were harder & dense. Like today's buttermilk biscuits.
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3Journal entry: 5/14/13. Bought some Doritos today. Spicy Nacho. Though about the Cool Ranch. Didn't go for it. Should I have? Can't wait to look back on this in 10 years.
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4meter maid, so high on his horse, so proper and authoritative. Then Lucie recalled a story she'd read. It was about someone taking a stand. It was about the meter maid murderer.
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7insert the foot. Thaaaat's it. Now we're fully prepped for the cranial rectal insertion. Aaaand we're done! Another Celebrity fully cooked and ready for superstardom! Mail my check
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5SWM seeking S?F for adventure and romance. Physical specs not paramount but must be fit and a lover of new experiences. Please message me for additional details or to meet.
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2damn near everybody that night. Damn, he was tanked! But hey, the LLF raised over six Gs slinging drinks and Louie's phone was full of great shots. As he scanned through them
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6; well, we started on his waterbed. We ended up on his floor. That's right. I had sex with a fish. A dead fish. Under hypnosis. Luckily though,