Finished Folds (1161—1180)
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0bad if Big Brad didn't notice. Sure enough: "Hey, Joe, are you fucking wearing lady pants?" Big Brad smacked the pledge on the head and continued: "Hey, douchenozzle, I'm talking
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1Cakelandia. Originally made from the soft interior husk of the Pannkaka tribe's favorite fruit, chibabwe, the first pancakes were harder & dense. Like today's buttermilk biscuits.
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3Journal entry: 5/14/13. Bought some Doritos today. Spicy Nacho. Though about the Cool Ranch. Didn't go for it. Should I have? Can't wait to look back on this in 10 years.
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4meter maid, so high on his horse, so proper and authoritative. Then Lucie recalled a story she'd read. It was about someone taking a stand. It was about the meter maid murderer.
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7insert the foot. Thaaaat's it. Now we're fully prepped for the cranial rectal insertion. Aaaand we're done! Another Celebrity fully cooked and ready for superstardom! Mail my check
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5SWM seeking S?F for adventure and romance. Physical specs not paramount but must be fit and a lover of new experiences. Please message me for additional details or to meet.
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2damn near everybody that night. Damn, he was tanked! But hey, the LLF raised over six Gs slinging drinks and Louie's phone was full of great shots. As he scanned through them
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6; well, we started on his waterbed. We ended up on his floor. That's right. I had sex with a fish. A dead fish. Under hypnosis. Luckily though,
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2an enough to protagonize though, if surely weak in the spine. PKD tilted back his armchair rocker, tried to drink from an empty cup and set it down. An idea had struck. ~Ghosts.~
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3Professor Lumos. He kept his classroom lit with three dozen 1000 watt high pressure sodium lightbulbs. Darkness wasn't welcome there. So Darkness hatched a plan to thwart
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0Service agent responsible for his dog's death. "I'm sorry" I said to the Fat Mexican Bandit. "Tell me again how soaking your foreskin in Ruplemintz is going to
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1an asshole in a tophat. A scourge of a stain in the armpit of civilization. I am Georges St. Georges, agent provocateur, CCIA powerbottom. The poppy seed between your teeth.
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3horror. I'll get the doora. Alohomora! Take my Ford Explorer to Glendora. Meet Laura Shora. I adore her. She's poorer than Dora but she'll take the Senora's plethora of fedoras.
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5but was quickly indistinguishable from the standard bangers & mash. Even multicultural international fusion held no chance against the momentum of centuries of sausage and potato.
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6that Henry VIII's Concubine IX had shaved into her pubic hair was still on Henry's mind though. Henry made another mental note to take care of that too when they got back. For now,
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6on a bicycle" said Bombo. 'Drat' thought Barnabus. 'That's a toughie'. But his clown training paid off and Barnabus passed. "Bozos in Bolivia, here I come!" exclaimed Barnabus.
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4had built up a strong immunity to fart odor though (3 older brothers) and much to the chagrin of the Turd Burglar, the teller said "Go ahead. Make my day." He had to try, so he cle
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7kept burrowing into Miss Purdy's crotch with increasing intensity. She just kept typing up notes from the investigation. But when I yelled "Come you bad dog!" Miss Purdy thought I
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7For Mother's Day I got my wife an invigorating 3-minute internal vaginal massage followed by an all-expenses-paid solo sandwich making workshop right in out kitchen!
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5when selecting interviewees from the large pool of various ass-hand combinations. "Dr" Phil went back to reviewing Jerry Springer episodes from the 90s to get some inspiration. He