Finished Folds (1161—1180)
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2an enough to protagonize though, if surely weak in the spine. PKD tilted back his armchair rocker, tried to drink from an empty cup and set it down. An idea had struck. ~Ghosts.~
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3Professor Lumos. He kept his classroom lit with three dozen 1000 watt high pressure sodium lightbulbs. Darkness wasn't welcome there. So Darkness hatched a plan to thwart
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0Service agent responsible for his dog's death. "I'm sorry" I said to the Fat Mexican Bandit. "Tell me again how soaking your foreskin in Ruplemintz is going to
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1an asshole in a tophat. A scourge of a stain in the armpit of civilization. I am Georges St. Georges, agent provocateur, CCIA powerbottom. The poppy seed between your teeth.
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3horror. I'll get the doora. Alohomora! Take my Ford Explorer to Glendora. Meet Laura Shora. I adore her. She's poorer than Dora but she'll take the Senora's plethora of fedoras.
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5but was quickly indistinguishable from the standard bangers & mash. Even multicultural international fusion held no chance against the momentum of centuries of sausage and potato.
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6that Henry VIII's Concubine IX had shaved into her pubic hair was still on Henry's mind though. Henry made another mental note to take care of that too when they got back. For now,
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6on a bicycle" said Bombo. 'Drat' thought Barnabus. 'That's a toughie'. But his clown training paid off and Barnabus passed. "Bozos in Bolivia, here I come!" exclaimed Barnabus.
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4had built up a strong immunity to fart odor though (3 older brothers) and much to the chagrin of the Turd Burglar, the teller said "Go ahead. Make my day." He had to try, so he cle
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7kept burrowing into Miss Purdy's crotch with increasing intensity. She just kept typing up notes from the investigation. But when I yelled "Come you bad dog!" Miss Purdy thought I
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7For Mother's Day I got my wife an invigorating 3-minute internal vaginal massage followed by an all-expenses-paid solo sandwich making workshop right in out kitchen!
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5when selecting interviewees from the large pool of various ass-hand combinations. "Dr" Phil went back to reviewing Jerry Springer episodes from the 90s to get some inspiration. He
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4trucker's table and taking his order. I watched his eyes track her until she slipped into the kitchen. There was familiarity there. And obvious desire. This could be my man.
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7Yes, some water got in my eyes. Yes, it was already steamy in there from the hot water. But there was someone, something there. I'm not making it up this time. Just look
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3Tinkie was the winkiest so she was filled with thrilled expectation and pride. But what beverage to bring to the Tinkie Winkie party? It had to be fun, special, something that Carl
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6damage. Death wasn't an issue, but when you have eternity, blemishes from melanoma and such can be a real concern. Confident that the tanning coffins were 110% safe, we all
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5's wacky aunt, the fairy bongmother, was watching from above and an extra lighter magically appeared in the couch cushions. So they all got epically destroyed off some indoor grown
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6ing Ennis and Jack convinced Pee Wee and Curtis to take over their next shift herding 10,000 sheep through the Tuscaloosa Valley. Pee Wee woke up with the worst hangover of his
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3She was always a nice young lady but on her 18th birthday she blossomed into a beautiful object. I evaluated her likely sexual gratification/bedding effort ratio and concluded
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5my ex-boyfriend's Swedish penis pump for a bicycle tire inflation device. I tried to pump up my dad's ten-speed with it but he knew right off that was a no-go. His blowup doll