Finished Folds (1181—1200)
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5"I am a woman trapped in a man's body, pretending to be a woman, but actually a man, although a very effeminate man, like kind of a Richard Simmons/Sigourney Weaverish deal." Anne
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6(3) But she didn't tell me that if I chose to become a racing car I'd be driven by a megalomaniac psychopath with a penchant for burning out clutches.
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2Dr Happy said "look son, you've only got one ball now but be patient, more will come". Then Dr Happy got to second base with Reggie's wife in the waiting room & was about to steal
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1and cabbage. Snffbopolas was a diety from the sulfur worlds, thus the affinity for bean-powered cowboy-generated methane. Snffbopolas had aspirations to become a God of Foul Odor
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6But I thrive on metaphor. Drink irony and piss excellence. Barkeep, bring me a triple entendre, with a non sequitur back. This place was a zoo. I opened an umbrella, to shed the
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6that's totally unnecessary like ropes and harnesses? I shook my head at the stupidity of my fellow man and began my climb up the 800 foot rock face. About half way up I remembered
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4shtick with unabashed pizzazz. Ah life was grand with Harrison Ford the vaudevillian cricket and Squawkers the vegan parrot. That is, until Mongo the vindictive aardvark smashed
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3shaped his arms into a perfect 'M'. "WHY, EM, CEE, AAAY!!!" The lone prisoner in cell block I banged his head against the bars. "This is cruel! Unusual! Arbitrary! Capricious!" The
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5My weapon of choice: the blunderbuss. Just a fool careening blindly through the pitch, blasting and bussing any damn thing in my way. That's the way to do it. I remember
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2"Ok son, there's a couple things we need to talk about. First, there's the majora, then don't forget the minora. Also, the party's not over until everyone gets their cookies. Quest
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8The power of information escalates in direct proportion to the speed and range of the distribution network. Thus the internet changed the game. But at what cost? Data-free opinions
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5Lieutenant colonel John Dykeson sat alone as he always did from 15 00 - 16 30. The lamp's yellow light cast a jaundiced pallor over his drawn skin. A fan moved but the air was too
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0Looking for a good time? Here, take this giant stick and whack that miniature ball waaay over there into that tiny hole. Good, good. Now try it with a BAC of 2.4 and a huge lake in
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3I got back from the video store, walked in, and checked my messages. Thirsty, I grabbed a Tab from the fridge and settled into my favorite chair. Oh cool! Cheers was on, and it was
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1The question begged: Please, someone answer me. This rhetoric's not rhetorical. What is the longest folded story on the site?" Instead of an answer
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3My "wife" was outside hanging the "laundry" so I decided to take a quick trip to the "store". Upon arriving, I noticed I'd forgotten my "wallet" so I had to call a "friend" to see
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4"Go ahead" I said. "Take one". I could tell everything I needed to know by what flavor Jolly Rancher each candidate selected. ~Apple~ Hmm, hadn't counted on that. This called for
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3es. I told my Mom to calm down. "What kind of leaves?" She said, very slowly "Pay O Tee". Ah, that explained it. I knew Mom was just down the road at Pleasant Pastures. She thought
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1'Advantage meat head' thought Billy as he filled a trash bag with gasoline and tied it onto the back of his Quad. WALL-DO the automated nuclear facility observed his approach.
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8Sometimes it's just too easy. Like retrieving sugar-infused confections from a miniature fledgling human. All you have to do is spend 8 hours a day for 5 days a week for 30 years