Finished Folds (1201—1220)
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0Looking for a good time? Here, take this giant stick and whack that miniature ball waaay over there into that tiny hole. Good, good. Now try it with a BAC of 2.4 and a huge lake in
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3I got back from the video store, walked in, and checked my messages. Thirsty, I grabbed a Tab from the fridge and settled into my favorite chair. Oh cool! Cheers was on, and it was
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1The question begged: Please, someone answer me. This rhetoric's not rhetorical. What is the longest folded story on the site?" Instead of an answer
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3My "wife" was outside hanging the "laundry" so I decided to take a quick trip to the "store". Upon arriving, I noticed I'd forgotten my "wallet" so I had to call a "friend" to see
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4"Go ahead" I said. "Take one". I could tell everything I needed to know by what flavor Jolly Rancher each candidate selected. ~Apple~ Hmm, hadn't counted on that. This called for
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3es. I told my Mom to calm down. "What kind of leaves?" She said, very slowly "Pay O Tee". Ah, that explained it. I knew Mom was just down the road at Pleasant Pastures. She thought
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1'Advantage meat head' thought Billy as he filled a trash bag with gasoline and tied it onto the back of his Quad. WALL-DO the automated nuclear facility observed his approach.
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8Sometimes it's just too easy. Like retrieving sugar-infused confections from a miniature fledgling human. All you have to do is spend 8 hours a day for 5 days a week for 30 years
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6one side of the bed, and then the other. Then she'd pounce and go to town on him. But it was always Karla's sex-role as the preying mantis that would get her in trouble. She had to
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9I decided to actively research my hypothesis that intelligence could be drastically increased by culling weak brain cells. I felt smarter already. I opened
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5WHAM!!! Oh God that felt good. I'd set my alarm for 0530 on my first day of retirement, savoring the opportunity to sledgehammer it cartoon-style. Satisfyingly, a spring dangled
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4massive nuclear strike on the Kremlin. Or a double pepperoni, extra cheese, she wasn't entirely sure. No one had done it since 1945, after all. The mountain's doorbell rang. It was
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4'peeling the corn cob', which is another way to say 'splitting the banana', which if you're still not catching on is what transpires when a man invites another man over for dinner
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2g could be solved so easily if only we got smart about it. For instance, we could pump up ultra deep ocean water that everyone knows is very cold and spray it into the sky. Or take
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3the black helicopters use their scanners to track my searches. Their surveillance had been at an all time high in my vicinity lately so I knew I was onto something. The CIA was
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4into the impenetrable jungle (corn field in the backyard) and assembled a crude bamboo lean-to (pup tent). Tommy rationed out their chow (dry Cheerios) for him and Sgt Tubbs (teddy
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1Cindy Lynn had the deluxe Beverly Hills superstar mansion with pool cabanas and helicopter pad. But she didn't have the helicopter. Anna Marie did. Luckily, the Fairness Fairy saw
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10He was the kinda guy that'd take little incidents & observations from everyday life & work them into bits on an anonymous collaborative storytelling site. You know the type. A real
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7Robinson, M.D., specializing in foot fungus, boils, ingrown nails, swamp toe, crotch rot, and seducing young men by the pool. Mrs. Robinson said "Hi Art. Would you like a drink?"
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6with religious guilt watching this scene unfold in their backyard. Frans's shirt clung to his sweaty torso as he watched a single filthy honey bee visit flower after flower. Hans's