Finished Folds (1201—1220)
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6one side of the bed, and then the other. Then she'd pounce and go to town on him. But it was always Karla's sex-role as the preying mantis that would get her in trouble. She had to
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9I decided to actively research my hypothesis that intelligence could be drastically increased by culling weak brain cells. I felt smarter already. I opened
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5WHAM!!! Oh God that felt good. I'd set my alarm for 0530 on my first day of retirement, savoring the opportunity to sledgehammer it cartoon-style. Satisfyingly, a spring dangled
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4massive nuclear strike on the Kremlin. Or a double pepperoni, extra cheese, she wasn't entirely sure. No one had done it since 1945, after all. The mountain's doorbell rang. It was
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4'peeling the corn cob', which is another way to say 'splitting the banana', which if you're still not catching on is what transpires when a man invites another man over for dinner
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2g could be solved so easily if only we got smart about it. For instance, we could pump up ultra deep ocean water that everyone knows is very cold and spray it into the sky. Or take
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3the black helicopters use their scanners to track my searches. Their surveillance had been at an all time high in my vicinity lately so I knew I was onto something. The CIA was
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4into the impenetrable jungle (corn field in the backyard) and assembled a crude bamboo lean-to (pup tent). Tommy rationed out their chow (dry Cheerios) for him and Sgt Tubbs (teddy
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1Cindy Lynn had the deluxe Beverly Hills superstar mansion with pool cabanas and helicopter pad. But she didn't have the helicopter. Anna Marie did. Luckily, the Fairness Fairy saw
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10He was the kinda guy that'd take little incidents & observations from everyday life & work them into bits on an anonymous collaborative storytelling site. You know the type. A real
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7Robinson, M.D., specializing in foot fungus, boils, ingrown nails, swamp toe, crotch rot, and seducing young men by the pool. Mrs. Robinson said "Hi Art. Would you like a drink?"
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6with religious guilt watching this scene unfold in their backyard. Frans's shirt clung to his sweaty torso as he watched a single filthy honey bee visit flower after flower. Hans's
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3list of snappy answers. -Its the new style yo. -Because I just had brunch with your Mom. -Because they were all out of 'Chestnut Brown'. -Oh that's not lipstick, I just sat in gum.
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2with several bars. The C.O. of the enemy army tried one with suspicion. He quickly became enraged and started stomping his feet, yelling something about it not being nutty enough.
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3fertilizer winds, put on Zeke's Guide to Bird Calls of Southern Appalachia, turned off my phone, and twisted the top on 40 oz of some'n Olde, Golde, and Colde. I had a nice little
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6She chugged the soda, wiped with the back of her hand and said "Not bad." Then she burped. I recoiled and looked around to see if anyone had noticed. I handed her a tic tac.
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3became flimflam men on the lam, encouraged by Ding Dong's singsong tales of mischief. Bone and Boo Bop wanted Ding Dong's dingdong on a platter but their daughter Boo yelled BooHoo
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5who very fortunately specialized in paranoia complexes / abandonment / trust issues because another ram may have unfeasibly large testicles. It was disturbingly common. I bleated
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5Vampire Ass was an unfortunate malady passed down to her from her mother, along with some more favorable assets. But her ass cast no shadow. Flustered, she blurted
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6she felt the discomforting body tingle of unmistakable déjà vu. Madame Wong thought she heard something. No, maybe not. Yes, there it was again. Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga.