Finished Folds (1241—1260)
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5poured an extra tall glass of $100 chard over ice and grabbed the last stuffed mushroom. THIS IS THE LAST TIME! No more stood jokes. No more stood humor. No more stood on the stood
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5Bummer. He had the aquarium scheduled for 7 am and here he was, up at 3, on folding story, hoping to buffer his digital superiority over untold strangers on a quest for righteous
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4He looked down on his cousin on remote camera and thought "we'll it's your choice. It's just too bad you chose to become a fat bastard I wish you would've chose to become
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4The wife laid out a dandy of an Easter basket for little Jimmy. But Daddy had the munchies some'n fierce. You don't think he'd miss just one chocolate bunny do you?
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5Lisa promptly started having sex with Charly while Lloyd watched. Bob got it on with Linda. Cynthia shtupped Esmerelda. Susan and Pat had a Jamaican Sundae with Walter while Emile
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11those cancerous bipeds but it looks quite likely that they'll self-exterminate. There's plenty of water on this globe, abundant sunlight, and if you'd like to move in I can throw
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4filled to the brim with dihydrogen monoxide, which they'd purchased online for $10,000 from a member of Al Queda. John and Frank planned to exact sweet revenge on Farmer Bill for
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6for he was the last of the true blood Irish pirates. And an ice cream lover, aye. But more than six feet of earth and a trip cross the River Styx separated grandpa and I. His eye
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1I pulled up to the stop. Pearl Jam pumping. Either way led to home but unbeknownst to me at the time a left meant painful death and right meant joyful rendezvous with an old buddy.
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4Why is it always everyone else going out for awesome bike rides, swimming in the moonlit ocean, having mind blowing sex on drugs I've never even heard of, and here I am, on my
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2I'd rather create than add but if we all create and never add there'd be no finish. 10,000 one-fold stories just isn't going to cut it. As you can tell,
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5Questions were: 'do you know who ate my sandwich?', 'how often do you bathe?', 'did you have a good nights sleep?', 'you know I know you ate my sandwich', 'what's your favorite acr
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7I returned the smile and whipped out a fig newton. "No problemo, brought my own!" The vicar was still poised to knife me. "That's just a cookie." "No," I said "it's fruit and cake"
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5you promise to never stop by my office late Friday afternoon just to spout verbally diahhrea when you damn well know I've still got six things to do and plus I'm supposed to pick
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5f my shirt. He pulled me right into his face & said "The British are coming." I was freaked out & shook him off. "Get off me!" I said and lurched into another row of seats. The bus
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8Well then you best take your behind to the store right quick because I got a taste for some peeps and when I'm all hormonal like this I either get my peeps or the peep-eaters get
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3Hilarious dialogue + Zany interlude / Sexual innuendo (Blatant intercourse) - Blurring the lines * Picking up the spare = X. Ex-girlfriend's parents + financial opportunity = Y.
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5Well fine, there was the time I got completely bombed off of watermelon tequila at the company picnic. You got me. If you want to bring up the old stuff, that's fine. But you still
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6rom the future. Do me baby. Come on and do the Humpty Hump." "Heyyy", one of the King's men said. "That's not the real Humpty! Get him!" The robotic Humpty from the future
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6My creative meditation class took a turn to the unnerving the other day. We were planing off the coast of the ancient moon lake when I was jolted awake. Everyone was still in state