Finished Folds (1241—1260)
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8was what she'd named her boyfriend's member. He was in love with her but she had no qualms about deceiving him to gain intel on the English llama market. He worked in the Pentagon
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5of poundcake, immune to all other callings save bundt cake, sponge cake, carrot cake, biscuit cake, cake biscuits, biscuits over cake with a biscuit reduction and densified cake
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2guests this evening, sir? Well yes. Miss Petunia has accepted an offer for tea if you must know. Oh I see sir, and shall I serve the crumpets then? Well, are you sure the scurvy is
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5Roll up a fatty. Twist it at the ends. You invite the homies. I'll invite the friends.
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154 out of 6 numbers correct?! Madame Wong used the $1,784 windfall to start her own credit lending company. By the way, you're pre-approved for big quick cash!*
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5I'm babbling, I know, forgive me. If only the roll snatching hadn't led me to the stash of Peruvian i wouldntve rebelled against the tyranny of modern
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3a strong jolt to the polo tenancy auto correct before correlating many misfired grunge on fount avenue boulle shire crumbling disgruntled minions of cracker sorry platitudesReally
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5Then the fingers started pointing. I thought it was aunt marge. Jim thought it was cousin bob. Jerry thought it was brother Jim. Bob thought it was sister susan. But really, deep
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5poured an extra tall glass of $100 chard over ice and grabbed the last stuffed mushroom. THIS IS THE LAST TIME! No more stood jokes. No more stood humor. No more stood on the stood
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5Bummer. He had the aquarium scheduled for 7 am and here he was, up at 3, on folding story, hoping to buffer his digital superiority over untold strangers on a quest for righteous
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4He looked down on his cousin on remote camera and thought "we'll it's your choice. It's just too bad you chose to become a fat bastard I wish you would've chose to become
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4The wife laid out a dandy of an Easter basket for little Jimmy. But Daddy had the munchies some'n fierce. You don't think he'd miss just one chocolate bunny do you?
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5Lisa promptly started having sex with Charly while Lloyd watched. Bob got it on with Linda. Cynthia shtupped Esmerelda. Susan and Pat had a Jamaican Sundae with Walter while Emile
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11those cancerous bipeds but it looks quite likely that they'll self-exterminate. There's plenty of water on this globe, abundant sunlight, and if you'd like to move in I can throw
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4filled to the brim with dihydrogen monoxide, which they'd purchased online for $10,000 from a member of Al Queda. John and Frank planned to exact sweet revenge on Farmer Bill for
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6for he was the last of the true blood Irish pirates. And an ice cream lover, aye. But more than six feet of earth and a trip cross the River Styx separated grandpa and I. His eye
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1I pulled up to the stop. Pearl Jam pumping. Either way led to home but unbeknownst to me at the time a left meant painful death and right meant joyful rendezvous with an old buddy.
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4Why is it always everyone else going out for awesome bike rides, swimming in the moonlit ocean, having mind blowing sex on drugs I've never even heard of, and here I am, on my
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2I'd rather create than add but if we all create and never add there'd be no finish. 10,000 one-fold stories just isn't going to cut it. As you can tell,
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5Questions were: 'do you know who ate my sandwich?', 'how often do you bathe?', 'did you have a good nights sleep?', 'you know I know you ate my sandwich', 'what's your favorite acr