Finished Folds (1221—1240)
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3list of snappy answers. -Its the new style yo. -Because I just had brunch with your Mom. -Because they were all out of 'Chestnut Brown'. -Oh that's not lipstick, I just sat in gum.
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2with several bars. The C.O. of the enemy army tried one with suspicion. He quickly became enraged and started stomping his feet, yelling something about it not being nutty enough.
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3fertilizer winds, put on Zeke's Guide to Bird Calls of Southern Appalachia, turned off my phone, and twisted the top on 40 oz of some'n Olde, Golde, and Colde. I had a nice little
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6She chugged the soda, wiped with the back of her hand and said "Not bad." Then she burped. I recoiled and looked around to see if anyone had noticed. I handed her a tic tac.
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3became flimflam men on the lam, encouraged by Ding Dong's singsong tales of mischief. Bone and Boo Bop wanted Ding Dong's dingdong on a platter but their daughter Boo yelled BooHoo
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5who very fortunately specialized in paranoia complexes / abandonment / trust issues because another ram may have unfeasibly large testicles. It was disturbingly common. I bleated
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5Vampire Ass was an unfortunate malady passed down to her from her mother, along with some more favorable assets. But her ass cast no shadow. Flustered, she blurted
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6she felt the discomforting body tingle of unmistakable déjà vu. Madame Wong thought she heard something. No, maybe not. Yes, there it was again. Aroooga, Aroooga, Aroooga.
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6The target was in sight. The spectre's only remaining consideration was information. The target might know where The Singularity was stored. The spectre leapt out from the shadow
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9"You know what's cool? Tin foil. Super thin metal that you can tear off a piece and just wrap it around something? That shit is badass bro." He looked at me, winked, & did a header
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2was his calling. Through the years, he'd developed several variations on the traditional F-off. In addition to the standard F-you!, and the F-off and drive away, he had the Royal
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3! I'm so... so... cold." "Seven times nine!" she screamed in his ear. "Seven times nine!" "I can't ... I mean, I d- d- don't know. Uh, fifty, er, uh, sixty two?" "WRONG!" She threw
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2your neck, but if I did I'd probably get t***s all over my hands because you've clearly got s**t for brains. Derek's tricycle is a f*****g m*****e and if you can't see that then
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5do we need Skittles *and* Chewy Spree anyway? They're the same thing right?" In response, several individually wrapped Starburst rained down on The Board. A cry of "Weee want candy
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4What the Devil did then, was to divide the world's population into fifths and convinced each fifth that their name for God was a little different but supreme. In order to "win" the
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5her asparagus touching her mashed potatoes. "Why don't you just serve me rat poison while you're at it!" she screamed at him. The funeral was closed casket. The waiter was absolved
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3could I get over here? I called my friend Nick who was a party planner and told him to invite all the hot chicks he knew for a trouser party at Oldblock Manor. Trousers required.
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3gy bear getup and got my pimp hand workin. Wasn't easy, but it was necessary. The heat from the Mossad agents died down, but I knew they'd never stop looking for me. My stable of
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6. Certain people did certain things with certain animals behind certain curtains. Certainly you can understand why it'd be curtains for us all if we peeked behind certain curtains.
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4and yelled "you two were going at it pretty good but then it stopped around 5am! Mr. McGillicuddy used to have the same problem until he bought these pills in Mexico! Here! Try one