Finished Folds (1261—1280)
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5o pull it out. Don't go chasing waterfalls and never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
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3if he was drunk. He was forced to respond that yes, he was, but it was just because he skipped dinner and really needed to unwind. Well, Tony would hear of nothing less than a trip
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2We the people of Del Playa Avenue in Isla Vista, California, USA, on this day March 27, in the 2013th year of Our Lord, do hold these truths to be self-evident: that you can not
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3"What's this?" Dr. Foldenstein cackled. "A new fold! Freshly unfurled this morning. Mmmm this one shows promise. No telling where it could go. Perhaps this calls for a
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5T from the club would do fine, just fine she thought to herself. John Q struggled impotently against her weight. The life went out of him. Now free to entrap John T, she showered,
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3After contracting alien hand syndrome I thought it'd be great for giving myself "the stranger". But then one day something happened that was not a no worries situation.
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3I liked to live my life according to a few simple tenets. Hakuna matata, always look on the bright side, etc. So upon contracting alien hand syndrome I thought it'd be great for
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5alive and sexy as can be in her little overall dress and those pigtails. Grrrrrr. Rawr! The witch was careening wildly down the road, the scarecrow was reading a self-help book, th
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4a honey badger and called herself Attila the Honey Badger. She thought she was sooo hilarious. And when she came by we were like "Mm hmm, great!" but when she left we were all "Eww
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4repulsive though. That, I could not do. I said "Look gramps, put on this tee shirt or the deal's off." He said "No, put this bag on your head. You'll be fine. I'll pay double." The
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4The key was to find the right blend of fiction and recurring memes mixed with enough half-truths to sway the story in a direction that left the reader feeling sympathetic to his
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4and my 30-day meditation camp will really do wonders for your misaligned chakras". She collapsed to the ground, grasping her chest and choking. My wife continued "Green tea is just
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0, someone who's made all the mistakes and can tell you about them. My Life Coach, who was a recovering alcoholic, drug abuser, chauvinist pig, racist, was telling me about the time
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6could rock your soul while he was singing in the shower but froze up in front of crowds. So Elf and the rest of his animal band held tryouts for lip syncers. The first fellow to
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5him, but they settled into "Pepperoni and pineapple! Pepperoni and pineapple! " Across the street, an angry hoard of sausage and mushroom enthusiasts threatened to turn ugly.
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3was controversial, yes, but when he did a room right you'd walk in and it was like sex, drugs, and rock n roll all rolled into one sensory blowing package. I didn't leave my living
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5is the foot long hot dog squeezed into an extra tight bun awarded to the author with the most folds about food. Now, we all like to think about food, but our winner today is
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4John set down the Matisyahu CD, not really sure what the deal was with a Jewish rapper, and picked up the sword. Soulreaver pulsed gently in his hand. A subtle light shone from the
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9I couldn't believe this was happening to me. I tried to stay calm, to breathe but I cracked. "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! YOU'RE AWFUL! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" The pizza delivery guy
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1itch from the rash that developed on society after it took that walk through what it was sure wasn't poison oak. The bad behavior continued. Eventually the rash went away but