Finished Folds (1261—1280)
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7I returned the smile and whipped out a fig newton. "No problemo, brought my own!" The vicar was still poised to knife me. "That's just a cookie." "No," I said "it's fruit and cake"
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5you promise to never stop by my office late Friday afternoon just to spout verbally diahhrea when you damn well know I've still got six things to do and plus I'm supposed to pick
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5f my shirt. He pulled me right into his face & said "The British are coming." I was freaked out & shook him off. "Get off me!" I said and lurched into another row of seats. The bus
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8Well then you best take your behind to the store right quick because I got a taste for some peeps and when I'm all hormonal like this I either get my peeps or the peep-eaters get
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3Hilarious dialogue + Zany interlude / Sexual innuendo (Blatant intercourse) - Blurring the lines * Picking up the spare = X. Ex-girlfriend's parents + financial opportunity = Y.
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5Well fine, there was the time I got completely bombed off of watermelon tequila at the company picnic. You got me. If you want to bring up the old stuff, that's fine. But you still
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6rom the future. Do me baby. Come on and do the Humpty Hump." "Heyyy", one of the King's men said. "That's not the real Humpty! Get him!" The robotic Humpty from the future
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6My creative meditation class took a turn to the unnerving the other day. We were planing off the coast of the ancient moon lake when I was jolted awake. Everyone was still in state
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5o pull it out. Don't go chasing waterfalls and never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
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3if he was drunk. He was forced to respond that yes, he was, but it was just because he skipped dinner and really needed to unwind. Well, Tony would hear of nothing less than a trip
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2We the people of Del Playa Avenue in Isla Vista, California, USA, on this day March 27, in the 2013th year of Our Lord, do hold these truths to be self-evident: that you can not
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3"What's this?" Dr. Foldenstein cackled. "A new fold! Freshly unfurled this morning. Mmmm this one shows promise. No telling where it could go. Perhaps this calls for a
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5T from the club would do fine, just fine she thought to herself. John Q struggled impotently against her weight. The life went out of him. Now free to entrap John T, she showered,
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3After contracting alien hand syndrome I thought it'd be great for giving myself "the stranger". But then one day something happened that was not a no worries situation.
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3I liked to live my life according to a few simple tenets. Hakuna matata, always look on the bright side, etc. So upon contracting alien hand syndrome I thought it'd be great for
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5alive and sexy as can be in her little overall dress and those pigtails. Grrrrrr. Rawr! The witch was careening wildly down the road, the scarecrow was reading a self-help book, th
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4a honey badger and called herself Attila the Honey Badger. She thought she was sooo hilarious. And when she came by we were like "Mm hmm, great!" but when she left we were all "Eww
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4repulsive though. That, I could not do. I said "Look gramps, put on this tee shirt or the deal's off." He said "No, put this bag on your head. You'll be fine. I'll pay double." The
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4The key was to find the right blend of fiction and recurring memes mixed with enough half-truths to sway the story in a direction that left the reader feeling sympathetic to his
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4and my 30-day meditation camp will really do wonders for your misaligned chakras". She collapsed to the ground, grasping her chest and choking. My wife continued "Green tea is just