Finished Folds (1321—1340)
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2until they were as thick as the olive groves on Santorini. However, due to the collapsed Greek economy, the Frozen Fruit on a Stick franchisees encouraged interesting trades rather
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6"What about you Kelly? Up for a little electro?" "Well, I haven't been jogging as much as I'd like. Can you target my abs and thighs?" "Oh sure, no problem." He strapped her in.
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2the IRS know that their collection of taxes from me was unconstitutional and that I'd be discontinuing all tax collection about 5 years ago. I've been living with an extra 35% and
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4I'll start the car. If I start the car,
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6ers had never been happier! They raised their glasses to the turning of the season. Another succesful summer had by all.
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3which I'd then loan to my brothers who'd use the tusks to supplement their improbably miniscule bulges as they parade about town in search of mates. That's the plan at least. Deal?
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6and was well known for ratcheting up the tension on the nipple clamps for misplaced apostrophes. But never, never ever, besmirch the Grammar Principal's principle principle:
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3The Gift. When I wore The Gift, it was amazing. I couldn't keep the weight on, it was all muscle. My job was fantastic. My spouse had no flaws. The Gift was all the support I could
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4gered by his own mirror image. Squawkers' doppelganger was just like him, only freakier, with enlarged caricatured versions of parrot secondary sex characteristics. For example,
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4which celebrities were banging other celebrities. The Talkonauts favorite food was tacos, favorite invention: the walkie-talkie, favorite movie: The Talk of the Town. Silence
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5"There, how does that feel?" "Oh, you put it in already?" Chuckle. "Yes, I told you it was small. We're going to put another one in. How's that?" "Fine, I guess." Acupuncture
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2sauce, far from special. But Councilman Dumpty had learned a thing or two. He had all the king's horses and all the king's men write letters of support to Mayor McCheese's opponent
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2dick. He'd been sampling and perfecting various fart tricks since kindergarten. Derdie mastered the fart-in-your-hand throw-it-in-your-face classic but also invented the fart-
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6not know what a preposition was. Three years in grammar time-out hadn't melted this old man's resolve one bit. "You want another three years? You got it!" yelled the professor.
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2Like the kind of person you think fondly of but when you see them you're like 'oh, look at the time, bye!' Johnson's burns were looking really bad until Johnson's brother, Johnson
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6accomplished. He looked down at his Honey Do list: Pillage, Plunder, Riot, Pick up dry cleaning, Loot, Contact Wilford Brimley, Contribute to group stories, Rend asunder. Hagar
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6he self-righteously attempted to rid the world of multiple bottles of bourbon each evening. Usually somewhere around the second or third bottle Father Joe would find himself
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0that Mr. Cunk's junk smelt of funk spunk. Mr. Funk & Mr. Cunk both jumped up to strangle Mrs. Cunk but she gave them both a lump with a thump from her rump. Chairman Philomena Cunk
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2kind enough to provide a transcendent amalgamation of web-based tips and insider tricks for Clare's instructional writing presentation. Instead, a horde of unshaven, malnourished
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4The clerk felt a sharp sting on his neck and then passed out. Whiskers laid the spare tranc gun down while Mr. Cuddlesnug pushed the cart loaded with tuna cans into the truck.