Finished Folds (1301—1320)
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5was pornographic to these teetotalers, what with all those devil's blocks sliding in and out of slots. Filthy game. It got to be exhausting cataloging all the sin. Their mini-van
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5last laugh. The Norwegian paid the Nigerian in drachmas which caused Nigeria's economy to instantly collapse. The Norwegian shorted the Nigerian market and made a killing which he
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5Honey Badger don't give an F'n S about no A's. Until one day Honey Badger met the Sheriff who cared even less. Sheriff said "Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers." A singing
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4of a life quickly was reduced to a single unit of robot production or maintenance. A human life was valuable insofar as it helped sustain the robot population. You'd be surprised
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2viewing room where his major milestones and critical life moments were summarized. The Decision Panel pointed out to Ned the reasons why he was slated for Hell. After the review,
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3he was replying to Big Bob but without actually speaking. "What?" said Big Bob. "... for 12 ... sloppy ... crickets. Right?!" said the bartender and then he burst out laughing.
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6folds to make. If things went as planned a series of faked "natural" disasters would fold Canada up into the shape of a proper tophat for America to wear. After that, Mexico would
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5getting tired during all of the bagging of various teas the retirement home orderlies had them doing. Grandpa Joe tea-bagged for 36 hours straight the other day until he passed out
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4A new Pope has been announced! Hailing from Taiwan, he is the first Asian Pope in history. Pope Nin Ja has vowed to bring stealthy & lethal social justice to the world. Pope Nin Ja
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1Blinded by inspiration from the recent Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue I painted some board shorts on myself and headed down to the beach.
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3If recent history is a decent indicator, my day will probably go something like this: Wake up to kids fighting. Yell at them until they eat their cereal. Drive older boy to school,
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8before going to bed. The next morning at 6am every knife in the house was razor sharp & Wilbur presented Agnes with a notarized $2M term policy. He said "Time to make big wompum."
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2until they were as thick as the olive groves on Santorini. However, due to the collapsed Greek economy, the Frozen Fruit on a Stick franchisees encouraged interesting trades rather
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6"What about you Kelly? Up for a little electro?" "Well, I haven't been jogging as much as I'd like. Can you target my abs and thighs?" "Oh sure, no problem." He strapped her in.
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2the IRS know that their collection of taxes from me was unconstitutional and that I'd be discontinuing all tax collection about 5 years ago. I've been living with an extra 35% and
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4I'll start the car. If I start the car,
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6ers had never been happier! They raised their glasses to the turning of the season. Another succesful summer had by all.
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3which I'd then loan to my brothers who'd use the tusks to supplement their improbably miniscule bulges as they parade about town in search of mates. That's the plan at least. Deal?
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6and was well known for ratcheting up the tension on the nipple clamps for misplaced apostrophes. But never, never ever, besmirch the Grammar Principal's principle principle:
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3The Gift. When I wore The Gift, it was amazing. I couldn't keep the weight on, it was all muscle. My job was fantastic. My spouse had no flaws. The Gift was all the support I could