Finished Folds (1481—1500)
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3He had the faintest recollection of having a truly outstanding idea. On his hand was written "asparagus goal priceless". Asparagus goal priceless? What in the hell did that mean?
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7It was an extra ordinary day. A day whose events would become infamous. Charles arrived at his office in Normal, Indiana to find that his suspicions
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5For most folks the fine line between creative writing and nonsensical jibberjabber is crossed right around
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4wayward sons who have already folded and provide fodder for those who must fold after you. Do not worry if it seems to be total gibberish." The voice said. "Just ... go with it."
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5As the boss, he quit trying long ago. Sure he showed up, but basically just dicked around all day. He had his feet up watching Entourage season 5, disk 2 when the bigger, regional
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3up with that rich sailor from the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Ariel gave Sebastian a little spite 'kick' with her flipper as she adjusted her rack and fluffed her hair. Today, she was
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7He slowly s l o w l y pried the cap off the 22 oz'er under his desk. A seeming success, he glanced around. Nobody noticed. Then he poured the stout into an opaque mug. Ahhh Friday.
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3It was classic John versus Jim. Older versus younger. Calculating versus impetuous. Slower versus faster. Weaker versus stronger. Loser versus winner. Obviously,
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2I unwrapped the gum, and folded the stick into my mouth. As I thought about the funeral's cancellation I noticed a new moon outside the window. Only then did I realize
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6Lady Luck's doorstep. She emerged and said "Ahh, MissFortune, you're just in time." MissFortune smiled and replied "So sorry Lady Luck, but it's too late. The potatoes
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3since Loose Lucy had passed and was determined to find out who was tapping nurse Betty. I posted up outside the room, but must have dozed off on my walker because when I opened my
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6victory and Mickey C. had to lock his dogs outside to get some peace. He put some ice on his swollen knees and took stock of the situation. After some soul searching, he made the
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4ng their own ears was one of their favorite pastimes so they broke out Uncle Willy's left lobe to go with my roasted toe. The Mauerovas were blown away by the pairing and invited
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4The Singularity appeared on the horizon. The naysayers could no longer deny it's existence. Neither evil nor good the Singularity merely existed for the same reason as the rest of
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9She was an overweight conservative radio talk show host in her mid 40s. He was a fitness junkie about to celebrate turning 30 while on the Democratic campaign trail. Together, they
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1I became suspicious that my schizophrenia had returned when I happened to glance in the bowl. Corn? I hadn't eaten corn in months. There was a hard knock at the door.
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5. 1-6 it becomes enraged. 7 no effect. 8-13 it's destroyed." 3. "The gelatinous bugbear is now enraged." "I cast a magic missile!" "No. No. No. I told you. Go get me a Pepsi." "But
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2younger generation. It frightened most adults, who'd lost touch & didn't understand our connection. The children enjoyed my candy house, despite my ghastly appearance, & I enjoyed
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3I still get a little misty thinking about the time old Snyder found a half full bottle of J&B under an old mattress. We declared it a holiday and everyone came together for a
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2befoul their bucolic community. "Don't just lay there lazybones!" Zombie Sara would start in on the fresh corpses. "Get up and grab yourself a broom, a mop, something." Bileous, OR