Finished Folds (1481—1500)
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2I unwrapped the gum, and folded the stick into my mouth. As I thought about the funeral's cancellation I noticed a new moon outside the window. Only then did I realize
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6Lady Luck's doorstep. She emerged and said "Ahh, MissFortune, you're just in time." MissFortune smiled and replied "So sorry Lady Luck, but it's too late. The potatoes
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3since Loose Lucy had passed and was determined to find out who was tapping nurse Betty. I posted up outside the room, but must have dozed off on my walker because when I opened my
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6victory and Mickey C. had to lock his dogs outside to get some peace. He put some ice on his swollen knees and took stock of the situation. After some soul searching, he made the
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4ng their own ears was one of their favorite pastimes so they broke out Uncle Willy's left lobe to go with my roasted toe. The Mauerovas were blown away by the pairing and invited
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4The Singularity appeared on the horizon. The naysayers could no longer deny it's existence. Neither evil nor good the Singularity merely existed for the same reason as the rest of
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9She was an overweight conservative radio talk show host in her mid 40s. He was a fitness junkie about to celebrate turning 30 while on the Democratic campaign trail. Together, they
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1I became suspicious that my schizophrenia had returned when I happened to glance in the bowl. Corn? I hadn't eaten corn in months. There was a hard knock at the door.
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5. 1-6 it becomes enraged. 7 no effect. 8-13 it's destroyed." 3. "The gelatinous bugbear is now enraged." "I cast a magic missile!" "No. No. No. I told you. Go get me a Pepsi." "But
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2younger generation. It frightened most adults, who'd lost touch & didn't understand our connection. The children enjoyed my candy house, despite my ghastly appearance, & I enjoyed
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3I still get a little misty thinking about the time old Snyder found a half full bottle of J&B under an old mattress. We declared it a holiday and everyone came together for a
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2befoul their bucolic community. "Don't just lay there lazybones!" Zombie Sara would start in on the fresh corpses. "Get up and grab yourself a broom, a mop, something." Bileous, OR
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9But NYPD didn't see it the same way. They came down hard on Ned's plan for sustainably living off the land in Central Park. Ned was just sitting down to a fresh pot of foliage stew
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3Why me? How could this happen? I paid my taxes. Went to church. Filled out my timesheets properly. Stuck to a sensible diet. I played by all the rules but I guess that just wasn't
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4She look around suspiciousally. That fat grey "unicorn" was looking more and moore like a rhinocerous. And was Sleepy relly sleeping, or did he pass owt? Something was amuck.
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8put up quite the struggle before being pinned into an appropriate position for a proper wiping. This time he figured he'd just tear a sleeve off like any normal person would. His a
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7the guilt trip into high gear. "I've forgotten more about gift giving than you'll ever know. I asked for music. That meant diamonds. I asked for clothes. That meant furs. This gift
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3"the cave" which was actually Ug's mother's basement. Besides their avid love of literature, Zorg had a monster crush on Jean, the librarian. Zorg just knew that under her hair bun
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3do whatever you want!" The elephant stopped. He wanted to squeeze Donny Osmund to death so badly. But... He said "Anything?" "Yes, yes, anything!" Marie squealed. Pretty soon
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3middle-aged woman in an apron with a smoke dangling off her hairlip. She smothered and covered the brown bread within an inch of its life. She scattered and diced and peppered and