Finished Folds (1501—1520)
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9But NYPD didn't see it the same way. They came down hard on Ned's plan for sustainably living off the land in Central Park. Ned was just sitting down to a fresh pot of foliage stew
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3Why me? How could this happen? I paid my taxes. Went to church. Filled out my timesheets properly. Stuck to a sensible diet. I played by all the rules but I guess that just wasn't
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4She look around suspiciousally. That fat grey "unicorn" was looking more and moore like a rhinocerous. And was Sleepy relly sleeping, or did he pass owt? Something was amuck.
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8put up quite the struggle before being pinned into an appropriate position for a proper wiping. This time he figured he'd just tear a sleeve off like any normal person would. His a
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7the guilt trip into high gear. "I've forgotten more about gift giving than you'll ever know. I asked for music. That meant diamonds. I asked for clothes. That meant furs. This gift
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3"the cave" which was actually Ug's mother's basement. Besides their avid love of literature, Zorg had a monster crush on Jean, the librarian. Zorg just knew that under her hair bun
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3do whatever you want!" The elephant stopped. He wanted to squeeze Donny Osmund to death so badly. But... He said "Anything?" "Yes, yes, anything!" Marie squealed. Pretty soon
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3middle-aged woman in an apron with a smoke dangling off her hairlip. She smothered and covered the brown bread within an inch of its life. She scattered and diced and peppered and
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4reum this side of El Paso. This tacoreum had bluefin tuna tacos smothered in red cabbage remoulade with crispy shoestring quinoa strips on top. They had grassfed buffalo tongue
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6basket, her breathing. She took 2 short and then 1 long. I asked for more iced tea. Where was my penne? 32 holes in the ceiling tiles. 142 ceiling tiles. 4,544 holes. She passed
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4you'd best believe that's a check. I rolled. 4; 3; 6. I looked at the 1040A. -If someone can claim you as a dependent, do not check box 6a.- Hmmmm. I looked at the map board. Nope.
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6"Ahem" he said. "The suggestion box was completely empty again except for this message: I AM HORNY. All caps. Now, this leads me to believe
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4soon found ourselves hauling out 4 family size boxes of raktajino. They were godawful salty but the memory of those skintight bodysuits on the buxom Klingon associates quenched
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5the children? Would the past be over? How many hands had he shaked? It was a world of madmen & uncertainty & potential mental losses. Wizard GWB3 stood in the shower, pontificating
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4My kindergartener has an upcoming science fair and I can't decide whether she should dissect C. elegans embryos or develop a GIS-based habitat model for Sceloporus graciosus.
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1common enemy. The smokers scheduled a meeting of the minds with the dopers. Yanni had to be stopped. At all costs. This piano playing would not stand. But first
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5it! Bad dog! Bad!" He just wagged his tail at me & tried to lick me with what I was sure was tuna salad breath. So I set up a hidden camera. I hit record and left another sandwich
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2ine I looked around & realized 10 years had got behind me. No one told me when to run; I'd missed the starting gun. All these other loonies on the dark side of the moon were
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5chunky, with extra cilantro, just like my guacamole. The art displayed at this musical cinema was rotund, and forceful, with big child-bearing hips and soft eyes just like my
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2cked he and his entire Dorito Crumb family up into heaven. Little crumb Jimmy had watched the horrific Oreo cleanse on Tuesday and he knew he was meant for bigger things. He met