Finished Folds (1521—1540)
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2out a pair of tweezers. With one deft pluck Helena transformed into a total babe. She'd been skeaky hot this whole time and I just hadn't picked up on it. She said "How would you
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5It was an epic battle of the calculated button pusher relying on timing & skill vs. the anarchistic button masher who just hit as many buttons as fast as possible. Ryu punched Ken
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4smeared PB while I smeared J. We considered our next move as we ate. Our papers were lost, that was clear. But would Congress
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7is a spiral, and I was trapped inside. I'd spent two summers at the ren faire biding my time, getting in deep. My appetite for vengeance was matched only by
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3He drank water out of a wine glass and froze his dark chocolate. You may not think that's weird, and if so, you're weird. The really weird thing
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1not an appropriate choice for T.A.'ing Woman's Studies 210 but the administration was so disconnected with reality they didn't have a clue about his nature. Jason had an epiphany
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3of his girth. His hand barely fit him. He should've been off shtupping some equally impossibly proportioned female and getting paid for it. But instead, he hit rock bottom when
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4some vintage Korn. Sure enough, Larry DuPre suffered a brain hemorrhage and needed a deep spinal tap to ease the suffering. He sued, claiming the lyrics were "indecent, vulgar
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2"I swear, I just wanted to buy a kite! Rapul's got the best!" "Sure, sure, fine. But the Taliban are never going to believe that. You better leave out the back; fast." I ran for
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4J Peterman was in his element. I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I agreed to accompany him on his "business" trip to Bangkok. It was 10 am. I sipped the Singha foam
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4Shorty wasn't usually good for much other than odds at the track or a pull off a flask. But Shorty wasn't coming from the track, he was coming from Guantanamo. And he'd brought
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3I've sent a dish back because the parsley wasn't perky enough, so it might surprise you to hear about the best meal I ever ate. We were a 3-day ride from the Yangtze River and had
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2Mr. Wilson's Econ class was a breeze after she got a good buzz on. She finished the canteen during Mrs. K's Pre-Calc and started making some bad decisions. Out of nowhere, she
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3I learned just how hard it is to make it on $6,000/year. Still, my pottery skills improved and the Vermonters welcomed me warmly. I felt my life was finally on track. One fa
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2self-help pamphlets, and a nice lunch. It seemed my world view had gotten pretty twisted somewhere along the way. I broke down halfway through 'Coping and Communicating' and looked
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3rather unflattering picture of Shaka Zulu riding an alpaca. Thoroughly befuddled, the Viscount of Buskershire called for his fourth wife to explain the story to him. She tried to
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3The slippery slope continued. Cat pictures were declared excessively libidinous and BBC crumbled after the Jimmy Savile scandal. Only NPR's Diane Rehm show was left. Diane was
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1gang was back at square one. "What about that bedroom adventure gear mock-up in my basement?" chimed in Fernando. "Yeah" said Tucker. "My wife just read Fifty Shades again and she
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4Upon passing through the big doors for the first time, she sniffed. Hmmmm. Something had gone down recently. Maybe sex. Maybe violence. Either way, this kindergarten's garden
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4was pissed. He'd been paying $5 for footlong sandwiches all these years only to find out that most of them were 11 or 11.5". Beezelbub's latest sandwich artist, Lolly, was about to