Finished Folds (1521—1540)
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2"I swear, I just wanted to buy a kite! Rapul's got the best!" "Sure, sure, fine. But the Taliban are never going to believe that. You better leave out the back; fast." I ran for
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4J Peterman was in his element. I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I agreed to accompany him on his "business" trip to Bangkok. It was 10 am. I sipped the Singha foam
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4Shorty wasn't usually good for much other than odds at the track or a pull off a flask. But Shorty wasn't coming from the track, he was coming from Guantanamo. And he'd brought
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3I've sent a dish back because the parsley wasn't perky enough, so it might surprise you to hear about the best meal I ever ate. We were a 3-day ride from the Yangtze River and had
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2Mr. Wilson's Econ class was a breeze after she got a good buzz on. She finished the canteen during Mrs. K's Pre-Calc and started making some bad decisions. Out of nowhere, she
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3I learned just how hard it is to make it on $6,000/year. Still, my pottery skills improved and the Vermonters welcomed me warmly. I felt my life was finally on track. One fa
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2self-help pamphlets, and a nice lunch. It seemed my world view had gotten pretty twisted somewhere along the way. I broke down halfway through 'Coping and Communicating' and looked
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3rather unflattering picture of Shaka Zulu riding an alpaca. Thoroughly befuddled, the Viscount of Buskershire called for his fourth wife to explain the story to him. She tried to
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3The slippery slope continued. Cat pictures were declared excessively libidinous and BBC crumbled after the Jimmy Savile scandal. Only NPR's Diane Rehm show was left. Diane was
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1gang was back at square one. "What about that bedroom adventure gear mock-up in my basement?" chimed in Fernando. "Yeah" said Tucker. "My wife just read Fifty Shades again and she
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4Upon passing through the big doors for the first time, she sniffed. Hmmmm. Something had gone down recently. Maybe sex. Maybe violence. Either way, this kindergarten's garden
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4was pissed. He'd been paying $5 for footlong sandwiches all these years only to find out that most of them were 11 or 11.5". Beezelbub's latest sandwich artist, Lolly, was about to
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4I still had that nagging 299 game on my mind. I couldn't think of anything else but to finally roll a 300. "Screw it." Instead of school, I had my son keep score while I
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3"Furthermore, nonsensical sentences sentence sentences more further." Professor Purple Hat grinned. He turned back to the chalkboard and a spitball whizzed past the wizard's head
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2seize the day!" he said. "Get while the gettin's good! Don't waste a moment! Why, when I was your age..." he continued, but I
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1I traveled & taught how to lift your right foot and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing that, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand. Can't do it, can you? I, Phil
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5anything but pure unfiltered blue agave syrup. Honey was for pagans. Pooh looked askance at Eeyore and Rabbit, took a shot of agave, and suggested they leave immediately or
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2"OK, not bad" said Charly, "but does it really convey the nutritional powerhouse and flavor bonanza that lentils really are?" Bob, the chairperson of the Society for Lentil
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4liberties with Big Bob and decided to do something about it. I walked up to little Ms. Thang and grabbed her by the hair. Instantly two men in sunglasses put what looked like a
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6Hot damn and sakes alive! There hadn't been a three-whooper since the Queen had finally been convinced to try fish tacos back in '99. This particular sandwich was not unlike