Finished Folds (1901—1920)
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4e. He used carnival mustard and cotton candy to create a glaze for Bessie and then roasted her flank for 90 minutes. When the first 4H judge bit into the juicy, flavorful meat he
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4Karl Hungus, veteran of 3 inter-galactic episodes and more than a few skirmishes with the Tsarnians. Commander Hungus arrived on scene. "Quasi-XK7, what's seems to be the problem?"
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5My hands hurt. My back ached. Hell, everything hurt or ached. Working in the mines was at the unfortunate center of the Pain - Suffering - Hopelessness Venn diagram.
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3ground pork. The Hamburger Helper Hand bounced off the box and pimp-slapped Griffin. "No no no!" it shouted. "Let me show you how it's done." Then the Hand proceeded to
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5Trick question: they're all the same person. After Dave Grohl the mole troll finished all 5 courses of chicken fingers, he had worked up a powerful thirst. "Waiter! Bring me a
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4"You're crazy." I said again. "I like you but you're crazy." The dude just stared at me with wide eyes. He said "Are you OK man? You got a frickin dart sticking out of your neck."
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2move his bowels in bed next to me. "Housekeeping!" I yelled. They'd be here in 10. Five if I was lucky, but my luck had run out at the baccarat table in Havana years ago. These da
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5"Yes" I said to the device. Nothing happened. "Dammit, what's wrong with this stupid thing?!" A 12 year old holding an HTC EVO 4G LTE with upsized memory & graphics stared at me.
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2the end of the story. Bummer.
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4One mushroom with a menacing brow approached me. Unsure what to do, I jumped in the air and came down on his head. He vanished! I'd accidentally bumped my head on a floating brick,
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4ultimate life goal: a third testicle. I always said I'd give my left nut for a third testicle. All I had to do was cuckold the genie from the car wash owner and make him my bitch.
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3Oswald Kettlepot, or 'Oz' as his friend called him, had a peculiar problem. His one and only friend, Patricia Snodgrass, evoked a reaction in Oz that caused him to sneeze
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5The cuffs broke open. I used to same spell to bust out of the back of the squad car. My robe was torn & my wand was singed but the only thing that mattered was finding that dragon.
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6which I achieved with a well-placed Victoria's Secret catalog and opened Bud Light. Once he was in there, I sealed it up and shipped him off to the winning bidder in Springfield.
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4the stranger who sent the book to me on my 18th birthday said that great things could be done with the knowledge herein. I pray you will use "The Card Tricks of Enoch" responsibly.
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7Really rich. F - you rich. She needed the self-worth that came with being a member of the ultra elite rich. He was away most of the time so she'd busy herself by creating huge ball
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4Or was it his body? Perspective is everything. Still, the effect was that he went through life with his face parallel to his body, rather than perpendicular like the rest of us.
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3and he'd punch you in the shoulder and yell "Pow!" right after he handed you the keys to your new cycle. He gave away near 50,000 bikes before going into hiding. For 20 years he li
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2was paid off. The new Nevada coastline became the world's premiere destination attraction, with Pahrump as its epicenter. The mayor erected a collasal Taj Majalish structure that
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4necrophiliac whose bed was on fire with passionate love for Susan, who'd passed away 2 years ago. The apprentice set to work on the custom shoes for Dale, but his mind wandered.