Finished Folds (1921—1940)
-
6You're probably asking yourself why I'm telling you all this. Well, I'm looking for investors in my kakapo scent harvest. All others have foolishly declined. Let me assure you
-
5and asked Floyd if he thought he could tell heaven from hell. Floyd told the Exec. to relax. He'd need some information first. He said "Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr
-
2Games XXLVM Synchro Sally's great great great granddaughter had a chance for revenge. She knew where Canuck Carl's great great great grandson was staging his canoe for the gold med
-
1any chance at fooling around with my date that night. Ostrich parts were everywhere and when she stopped screaming and calmed down I realized that
-
4A Hand descended and He quaffed the wine. "Thanks Eve. Please accept this gift of whirled peas." Eve & Adam exchanged looks. Then she said "No thanks, but might we trouble you for
-
4a unicorn made of bacon that could transport him to the parallel universe containing the reanimating protoblood. He blew the great horn of Karkakar and suddenly heard a sizzling
-
3She just rolled her polar eyes. "Yeah, that's just what the other bears said." I was honestly shocked. "You mean there's really more of us?! Where?!" She pointed her paw at an ice
-
5yer lazy butt over here & scrub these bunions off my feet!" Marvin did, but later that night he took out the copy of Dark Magic he'd stolen. He turned to page 4: domineering mother
-
3ard promptly absconded with Miss Scarlet stage left whereupon a series of giggles & wet smacking sounds were heard throughout the auditorium. Professor Plum looked at the director
-
6& shave that confounded beard. You look like a darn lumberjack, not a Starfleet commander turned Borg carnie." Riker wiped & exited. Picard yelled "Wash your hands! We are all one!
-
13In the future, I envision a world where you can control the temperature, where there's nearly unlimited food options, where you can pay for amazing entertainment, sex, drugs, what
-
4his gym membership from her VISA account. But man's man Steve McManaman got out from under her thumb. Now she's just somebody that he used to know.
-
3place ribbon at the County Fair's Fashion Show all wrapped up. Last year Wilbur had outdone him with an assless jumpsuit covered in kid art. Not this year. This year he wore a big
-
2bring regular packages of blue jeans, electronics, gemstones, all kinds of odd stuff. I'd just drop the boxes off in the forest and then Dorothy would tell me what to bring next.
-
3his quaint team building exercises and casual Fridays would bridge the gap between workforce and management. Little did the CEO know, we had hacked the personnel file long ago and
-
7y a SWAT team crashed through my bedroom door and windows simultaneously, shattering the morning quiet. One yelled "Hand over the dream diary! Now!" I held it out, but then jumped
-
4with one set to -chop- and one set to -puree-. Mssr. Cuisinarte parried my first few blows but I backed him into a corner. I was just about to blenderize him into oblivion when Mr.
-
4Which are even friendlier. Too friendly. In fact Creepers make a Stage 10 Clinger look like a Stage 2 Introvert. This Creeper returned my hug with a pre-notarized contract for
-
2Which was a mistake. A large mistake. Colossal. A mistake that would cost me my left arm, my left leg, and my right testicle. What happened was the mother aardvark got confused and
-
2"Lisssen youhh iyydiotsh. Hey'rre c-c-cominggs. Hey'rre ta onnes ta did alla dis ta mee. Hey'rre c-comminng! Hey'ree c-c-comminggs! They agh. They agh. Th aaaaaaaggghhhhh." We