Finished Folds (1941—1960)
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2"Quiet! You'll get us all in trouble. Just keep churning." But an Amish Protector had already heard. "You there! New guy! Did you just use the G-word?" "All I said was Google." He
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4appeared suddenly in the auditorium. YOU TROGLODYTES DARE MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE SACRED AND APPROVED ORDER OF LETTERS! We cowered before the Spelling Bee God. Technical difficulties
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0And that's why, *sniff*, it's going to be so hard to replace Corner Cody down at the p-p-puzzle plant. Every piece was special to him. He was the corner to our puzzle family. Oh
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3Safely back in the time travel/body snatching experimental chamber the professor recorded his notes. Another success. The next trial was taking over King Henry VIII's body. Zzap!
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3asked them if they'd be happy or sad if they got what they deserved. Which would you be?
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3"Jesus." my cousin said "Are you taking your boots off or climaxing over there?" "Besides, put 'em back on. We're just 2 miles into the first 8 miles of our trip. We need to get to
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5For what seemed the hundredth time that month I cursed myself for agreeing to come along on my cousin's grand tour of the evangelical deep south. I smiled, put a dollar in the cup,
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2a hold of his balls with both hands (metaphorically) and explained to her in a well-reasoned and coherent fashion that this just wasn't working out. She responded by
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8a boot to the head. Outsmarted those morons once again.
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7our sun trading places with Betelgeuse which would crush our tiny Earth instantly with it's gravitational field. If we're sucessful however, we can finally access the sixth dimensi
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7I merged onto I-5 north, prepared for several hours of sensory deprivation. Boredom. Flipping through my CD wallet I saw an unlabeled disk I didn't' recognize. Huh. I inserted it
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2befoul the sacred porcelain pools. These miscreants were unaware of the ancient majic that protected the holy lands they soiled. Aerik the Fierce rose from the dead and
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4I opened my eyes, dazed. My head pounded. A cop was looking at me, clearly annoyed. "Sir? License and registration. Now." I had no idea who or where I was. I opened the glove box
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5This bitch had to go. Not only did she have the balls to post a note in the breakroom in ALL CAPS, but she'd used comic sans font. I'd fashioned an office shiv out of post-its and
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4. At least he thought he did. He was to the point where he was sure there was something he didn't want to remember but he wasn't sure what it was. Maybe one more bump, just to
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6anybody that tries to stop us from my diabolical plan to sequester as much carbon as possible. Lion? Grizzly? Got it?" I resumed work on my doomsday device, chuckling since I knew
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3flocked from miles around to be cured by our fannyclappers and SBDs. Most of the typical cancers and aging symptoms were easily handled but one day a man came seeking therapy for
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7Harry, your zombie attack setup was excellent. That little charade really took the spotlight off us & bought some time. We should be ready for full attack by about July 2012."
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1over to the rack and selected Porpoise Porn: 100% fins & tubercles! He enjoyed the articles. Detective JMan said "We've got to find Balthazar before he strikes again. Let's start
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4his nose grew of course. Gepetto was fed up with his lies and kicked Pinocchio out of the house. Without his conscience to guide him, and plagued by an internal termite infestation