Finished Folds (2041—2060)
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4and I take our vacations to the heaps of garbage on the outskirts of Mexico City. It was were we first met with our love for discarded plastic bags and predator gulls. Hoarding wa
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3Gilligan had been left at the hatch, he wondered why the Professor hadn't shown up to relieve him of his duty. Every twelve hours he had to punch in the numbers. Meanwhile, Skipper
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4"Now serving, B6. B6 for the guillotine. Is there a B6?" The anarachist hastily crumpled his ticket and mingled in with the crowd. One thing about this coup, it was orderly.
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3clusions. Officer Wolf's syntax police closed in as Frog hopped to a 'round toit.' It would be hard for them to get around to it. Frog was destined for a long run-on sentence.
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3The UN translator was drunk, "In this era, of angles...um... angels and dragons in Los Angles, we....hic" The ambassador from Chile removed his ear piece and sighed.
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8up. (Erp) I had to stop there. As a proof-reader, this was the most discussing description of human anatomy I had ever laid eyes on, especially for Harlequin Silhouette. I wrote
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4picked me up and thrashed me soundly. As I fell into oblivion, I heard the diminutive imp mutter, "Aye, he be perfect." When I came to, I was in steerage of a freighter at sea.
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5...Lost Civilizations, UFOs, ESP. These are some of the many phenomenons we investigate on "In Search Of." Tonight: The Terror of the Yukon: Beaversquatch.
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3The corpse animated... "va...va...vaaaaahhhhllley gurl! She was a valley girl!" Zappa zapped into the world of the living ready to take the postmortem pop world by storm!
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4He looked down at the village through the eye windows. Pulling some ropes, the giant jerked forward. He bellowed through the voice trumpet. "FEE! FIE! FOE! FUM!"
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2sat at the diner counter. He didn't even remember walking through the door. It was like he had always been here. He sipped his coffee and looked at the Menu. It was blank.
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2But communication was dicey. "Is this the way to the sea?", "Si", "Yes that's what I said, see?", "Si!" Then he was hit by a ball from first base. "WHO threw that?"
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8I placed a gauze filter, checked my meter-readings, and snapped the photo. It was the feature cover for "Knee Connoisseur" available at all disreputable newsstands everywhere.
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3why this all matters, gingerbread plum cake. Do you think a prenup is necessary, treacle tart sugar lump? She eyed me over her bifocals. "Where do you go once a year in that sled?"
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6The teller handed him a neatly creased paper bag. "Thank you for robbing from this establishment! Please take the quick survey to evaluate our customer service."
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1? I stood up and wiped the grass stains off his pants. My sabotaged golf cart was the key to taking out my boss. Where was that lummox anyway?
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3read further down the list. "Granola for Ganymede's New Utopians, WD-40 for Alpha Centari" Captain Jettison, owner of Gett'er Done! Space Shipping, wished he was a pirate again.
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3are blessed with touching the music of the spheres. They are one with mystical orbs. These luddite teens hangout at Ren Fairs and perform great feats of juggling. A rare breed,
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2craving for bananas. She was part of the lab's simian assimilation program. As a 'humankey' she would be introduced to the other first grade classmates. She nervously ate a crayon.
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6And the fourth little pig lived in a prefab bungalow in the Poconos with central heating and indoor plumbing. The Big Bad Wolf arrived at the Open House. "Little Pig, Little Pig