Finished Folds (2221—2240)
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5to the depths of his soul. Thinking quickly, he snatched some hairspray and a cigar and made a makeshift flame thrower. No more spider! No more house either.
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2. I got out of my Hyundai to look further up the highway. We were jammed for miles. I put it in park, pulled up my pants and started crossing on top of the hoods. Beeping,
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7I switch on my turnip. - You do not have a turnip in your inventory. It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. - I switch on my orange. - The orange glows a bright orange.
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7. "Now. Do want 'Tom' to be 'Tomorrow'?" he said prepping the ink. She looked at her shoulder: Tom Forever. She blew a strand of hair from her face."Yeah sure, whatever. Do it."
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4He decided to enter the Oregon wilderness to live a monastic life free of the world sins, but first he had to meet that girl who was chatting with him from Romania, she looked hot.
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6anyone. She cautiously approached the door. DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!! Now from the horror series: Butcher, Baker and Candlestick maker: "The Plumber, He's Come to Fix the Sink."
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6The bodies were hung on the scaffold with care. In hopes that the corpes might not soon be awares. The children were hiding all under their beds. While nightmares of boney thumbs
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5on worth watching. I made a remote control for her television. Now when I see her through my telescope, I click it so she has to walk over and turn the TV on again, as well as me.
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2the core. "Haunted? nonsense." I opened the door. "Trick or Treat!" I brought my bowl of toothbrushes. The ghost was impressive but how was I able to see my Prius through gauze?
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5They sat in our book cafe reading slick magazines about photoshop design and train collectibles. Sadly, they would buy an espresso and make it last 5 hours. Thats when I pulled
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7stole my place in the sun!" She lifted her head looking dramatically above the audience. They waited for the fat lady to sing, but she was miffed. The opera lasted for days, until
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2he heard 'to be or not to be' speech, Joey walked out. Hamlet was way too emo and whiny. Blah, blah, blah. Yorick? Yadda Yadda. Now Richard the Third, there was a rightous dude.
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5hammer, I'd be hammered in the morning, I'd be hammered in the evening, I'd be hammered all over this land. Being an escort, objectifying myself helps. Hours go by and I think,
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3glide to work. It is hard to get the ribbed mylar wings on the elevator and take it to the twelfth floor. On occasion I have been nearly blindsided by a stray pigeon.
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6Then she walked into the bar, in ruby red high heels, blue checkered slinky dress, carrying a Longaberger basket with a cairn terrier. "Excuse me boys, you seen a wizard anywhere?"
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6He inquired at instruments distribution and was advised that saxophones (along with electric guitars, fiddles, moog synthesizers and kazoos) were the work of the devil. Harps were
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6in the outskirts of Alaska, but here in Hawaii it was a warm and clear morning. I always liked to call my brother who worked as a crab trawler as I sipped Mai Tais.
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4I turned my googly eyes to them and said "C is for cookie and that is good enough for me!" and stormed off. It's not like I was Big Bird and his Snuffleupagus hallucinations.
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2I gasped "Stop (wheeze) you hooligans!" Amazingly, they stopped and crossed the street to meet me. "Give me my purse!" They handed it over and apologized. What nice young thugs!
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1Frequently fraught from fear, Frederick finds forgetting feelings frankly formidible. Forming figments, Frederick fashions fantasies forthwith.