Finished Folds (2641—2660)
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5I handed them the bent spoon. "That's it?" "Yes, that's it." "No clairvoyance, remote viewing or ESP?" "Nope." "I'm not sure if your the sort of agent we want for the CIA." "Wait,
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8. Christopher Robin came back from college to the 100 acres woods. It was now only 5 acres with the rest paved in with project housing. Pooh was now tracked with a radio collar.
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5what's up with this matter? Where did it come from? There seems to be a lot of it everywhere. Why are there dust bunnies under my bed? We decided to look into it with science.
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5all of this light pollution. How can we see the stars at night? How can we tell our place in the universe? I took my wrist rocket and shot at neon signs. My vendetta continues.
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3tain to arrive on the bridge. "Ahoy, guys you look snappy!" Little did he know that his crew was replaced by doppelgänger clones. We smied vacantly as we sent the star ship to
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5take off my pants. "Here? In a moving taxi?" She took off her own jeans and put mine on. "I think this trims my butt." She pushed me, pantless, out of the moving cab. "Bye!"
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3has tinted glass and a green house where i can grow my own orchids. Sometimes, when I am feeling wild, I roll my stones down a hill and see if they gather moss.
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7wonder if you are female or male. Your narrative seemed to be very gender specific. You decide you can date girls regardless if you eat your spinach as you are your own destiny.
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2. However, when I got my miniature Polaris with sonar guided torpedoes, my trout fishing was under the scrutiny of the Dept of Fish and Game. That is why I disguised it as a
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4lined up sixty quarters at the machine at Chucky Cheese. My hand got a blister from the track ball as I slowly lost my marbles again and again and again...
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6he saw a little button on the gear shift. By the time he said "What does this do?" the car jettisoned him at 3gs. The mushroom cloud was seen for miles.
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2It was a simple game of capture the flag at a Boy Scout camp. Picking my team, how was I to know that this was the start of a future world-wide conspiracy by captains of industry?
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4did a soulfull rendition of Rainbow Connection while strumming a banjo. They all had a change of heart and I went on to stardom with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Hi-Yo!
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5Suddenly, we all stopped and stared up at the mall skylight. A dirigible was casting a shadow on our festivities. With a shattering of glass, black ops repelled down to the floor.
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3time I did this, I was under a lot of pressure." The judge grimmaced, "Just do it." I swallowed, "G-E-O-F-F-U-R-S-O-N." Thus, I started my career increative spelling.
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6Due to cuts in educational funding, the board has narrowed the periodic table to the four basic elements of earth, air, fire and water. Some other changes we wil implement are
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3nostalgic for that time I was in the Civil War looking over a battlefield of shredded corpses and the dysentery in the camps. Oh wait, that was a reenactment,
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4... I nodded at him and looked like I was paying attention. Occasionally I would say, "Huh, really?" or "Hmm, interesting." Of course I had no idea. I was daydreaming about candy.
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4I was thrown out of folk festival because I went from the acoustic handsaw to the electric chainsaw. People just didn't understand rock back then. I toured with a power tool band.
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5Didn't she understand that cinnamon was actually the bark of a tree? It was then he decided they had nothing in common. He knew she had no interest in cardamon seeds or allspice.