Finished Folds (2961—2980)
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4I just stewed in the back of the car with the windmills in my mind. "...Paris, France .... Paris Hilton... Plaster of Paris..Parrish Priest... Pair of Jacks" Until I went to sleep.
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6was forced to hire scabs. He pushed out the elves into the artic cold and brought in the trolls. Although violent, they had keen eye for detail. The reindeer were nervous.
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4. His bowling league found out when they found plastic tumblers in his car. "Drinking Problem?" "Cup Stacking!" He finally blurted out. He left that day and went pro. Endorsements
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9do a windmail guitar strum and fall over backwards. The lead put in his choppers and grabbed an IV stand like a mike. "TALKIN' 'BOUT MY GENTRIFICATION!" Nurses tried to get him to
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4then there was light.... and animals and trees and kumquats and coupons for futons and swizzle sticks and the Canadian Brass and huge amounts of matter just sitting there. "Huh,"
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3Shakespearean acting, which she trained at Julliard for, and lot more running around in a Bikini in fast motion. She had to had the Benny Hill's body. But where?
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3understanding that Queen's croquet game was going to far. It was a revolution of all suits from the Ace all away down to twos. The queen went for the crackdown, heads would roll.
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2my extinct volcano lair. My valet provided me with my black leisure suit, a gin rickey, and my Persian "Fluffles." Memo: don't kill him at the next pep talk. All in all, a good day
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6it was unable to translate Aramaic to English. Surprisingly, the scroll was Norsk. What were Vikings doing in the dead sea? wondered Rabi Ionas. The inscription read
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5THEN: Cat's Cradle was a game for young girls with pieces of string. NOW: Xtreme KatZ Kradl is the number one competive sport on ESPN among midwest knitters. Sponsored by Red Bull
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4ound myself in front of a newstand. "My God!" I thought, "Frosty the Snowman will debut on TV in 2 days!" I had to warn everybody of the future horrid reruns.
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9r old scotch was looking good about now. I had it. I started an anti-social media site "YouHate". You could list the people you dispised and use GPS to find everyone you wanted to
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2"This job sucks, here is my résumé." He unfolded the grease soaked napkin and fould a curriculum vitae scrawled in ketchup. "Hmm.." he wondered, "A PhD in Gastronomy?"
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8. Dogs have poor understanding human double entendres. Velma took off her glasses, and rapped on Fred's door. Pratically blind, she didn't notice that "The Creeper" was
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4what she thought about his Phantom of the Opera mask in bed. But he was the boss, and therefore this topic couldn't be addressed at happy hour. They gave him a beer and a straw.
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6a miniature working harpsicord. I then attempted to be a street musician but no one would hear me because it played at such high frequencies. Determined, I joined a
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6The jolly codger walked down the cobblestones with a crowd of orphans surrounding him. "Now, whose wants to try for this shilling?" He held the coin high above his head. The urchin
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2which was why he saw God in the popcorn ceiling at the Super 8 motel. He took his charcoal and onion skin and made a rubbing. Two weeks later, he sold the image to Walmart.
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7you should immediately seek shelter under the blanket. This has been a service of the Anti-Boogie Man alert system. Please be advised to keep all night lights on from 10 pm to 6 am
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6ran a dragnet for the fugitive ESPers. But being psychic, they saw Sammi from a mile away. She had to resort to random thinking for camoflage. (plateofshrimpbarnaclespannerkumquat)