Finished Folds (1461—1480)
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5they had limited education. Max put down his snifter. "I think Queensberry Rules should be in effect." as he took off his cuff links. "Yease a bit o' toff you is," said a ruffian
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9realized the subtitles where white in front of her nurse uniform. I could only read the beginnings and ends in the Swedish Police drama. "The suspect w .... head in a jar."
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4As I heard the click of the house lock sliding into place, I realized my pocket contained a wallet, cell phone, two wintergreen life-savers, ticket stub and absolutely no keys.
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5changed. I took my winnings and put all on "Miserable Disaster" to place first at 50 to 1. Later, I answered the door from my fabulous mansion. A lame rabbit wanted his foot back.
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6. Of the raffle prizes I could choose from, a shrunken human head was a bit odd. I was going to go for the flour, but Miss Peterson beat me to it. When the head winked at me, I
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9skull, used a mellon-baller to take out my useless neurons, added some Miracle Grow and Red Bull, and slammed the whole thing shut. Professional brain surgery is for wusses. (Ack)
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6Laughing to ourselves, we sent our inebriated crayola art to the Guggenheim. A moth later, we get a call from the curator requesting more pieces. Get me a fifth and some sky blue.
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1There were scorch marks on the tungsten steel vault doors and the shark pool leaked. But with a little bit of elbow grease, I could flip this hollowed-out volacano.
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11want-to-be novelist who would always show up at the party, drink all the box wine, and recite passages from the unseen book he was working on. FS is the drug for this schmoe.
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4"Listen baby, you got the part!" I hung up the phone stunned. Me, I was picked out of the thousand Ant-Eater trainer's for an off-boadway production! Why? Was it my albino skin?
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3. Many years later, my son's palate for the inedible was a boon for his career as culinary artist. He founded the restaurant franchise "Bits and Boots."
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3un iPhone und der bunderbus allie-oop!" The Swedish chef shot the iPhone and put it in the blender. Beaker turned off the Chef's infomercial with envy in his ping-pong eyes.
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6I went into the back of the stacks to look for 'Gener sense nom.' by Max Aub, reference page 109. Strangely, the book only had 70 pages. Then I noticed the back was torn off.
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4As my life flashed before my eyes, I remembered where I put my keys.
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3The following folding story was brought to you by the letter "R" and the number 2.45987974534
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1After years of research and development, we have discovered the exact genes for the cold virus. We have applied for a patent and contacted companies for trademark naming rights.
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6Google-ogle - (verb) was the new word. Other words included text-blindness, wiki-wisdom and folding steroid rage.
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8When I finished the horror story I wondered how the narrator could still write as the evil malevolent presence was slowly approaching from behin... (What's that noise?)
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6The concrete felt cool as he pushed his hand into the new pavement. 3 million years later, the fossilized impression was the only sign that mankind was on this planet.
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3waltz in here like you used too?" Bill gave a Mandy a sad grin and tucked her in. "Darling I'm too old, I can't tap dance around the issue anymore." Amanda had to switch partners.