Finished Folds (341—360)
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1mushroom the size of diner plate and gripped it between the cheeks of his ass and staggered out into the rink. Staggered because it's hard to walk while griping with your buttocks.
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3the blood red makeup he had smeared over his face and hands was just wrong. I mean this was the CBAA Color Blind Alcoholic Anonymous meeting. Most of the attendees thought
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3I had given her when I jumped out from behind the out house to surprise her. At first i thought the screams were excitement at seeing me again after my little stint for statutory
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6left leg and head were on backwards. A foolish mistake but understandable, I had been rolling the body over and over to apply the duct tape. Excess tape made the corpse look like
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1Dick and Jane went behind the barn just to fool around. Dick tried to get past Go, after Jane said NO, so Jane busted his crown. See Spot Run when Dick got his gun, that dog was no
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1he Yelled "Two by Two. Forward at a trot. Bugler be ready to sound CHARGE! Keep an eye out men!" "Crazy as a Loon" Sophie said. If he wasn't so damn good in bed she would have him
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1If the noise outside my brain is equal to the noise inside, a strange sort of silence occurs as the sound waves cancel each other out. So with my head phones on I listen to NADA!
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3Knick Knack, Paddy Whack. What the hell is a Paddy Whack anyway? Paddy is often used to refer to an Irish Man and a whack could be a whack with a stick. Irish Child abuse? Could it
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3she was getting annoyed. A feather could be Kinky, a hole chicken was perverted, A meat cleaver was way past anything she had seen in the "Cookie Sutra". Edward Jaye would need to
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4my first impression had been wrong the tights hadn't originally been crotchless, but she had torn a hole in the crotch to get her head out. The was hole off center so her head hung
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3scooped up the flames stuffin them under his Food cart. "Thanks Mate my Dogs were chillen." He drawled. "Screw you Kiwi, I was trying to emulate myself" "Well crawl under fool"
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1The only thing better than that is Pressurized Cheese spread. Works great as a sexual lubricant but be aware. It can become habit forming. My Lady was claiming her nether area was
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1"go for it Honey." After the dance I told auntie he resembled Clark Gable and Clooney. "Good" Auntie replied "they were both cheerful and so is he" "No wait he's not cheerful he's
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3the receptionist. "Old Viagra will not let an erection subside you twit. It's been 6 hours whats going to happen." Calmly she stated "Don't worry, at eight hours it will fall off."
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1I yelled back. "Do you know how they make Chocolate Ice Cream?" They return all the freezer burnt and dried out Ice Cream back to the factory and mix it all together making it into
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0dying boll weevil, legs in the air, slightly splayed, toes pointed inward, only one toenail painted bright red and chipped, badly in need of pedicure. Why He had one toe
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4the man man had stop. The green Apple refused to go through the door into the cider room. it screamed and held on to the sides of the doorway like a child in a tantrum. Picasso
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3Life is short when you have giganticness, especially when only part of you displays the symptoms. His trousers with their special pocket looked like three legged pants with the
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4the movement of the carriage should mask his odor and if he laid with his head forward his incontinence might accelerate the carriage and speed his trip. A silver lining
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2he realized he overfilled his depends again. Then it struck him "I need an alarm on my depends to warm me when it was close to full. I could make a fortune." I'll call it the