Finished Folds (361—380)
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1in a classic WWE wrestling maneuver called the Butt Buster because if she missed his head and hit the Mat. her silicone enhanced ass, it would pop like an overfilled water balloon
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1Gird your loins and guard your lions for on the marrow we will smell the Napalm. Napalm! Damn it I had forgot make fresh batch of napalm! I must scrape the linings of their Jockstr
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3"How will I ever get that many?" I had only found 3 sinners in this kinder garden class. Two that ate Crayons and one that ate Buggers of the bottom of her desk. Small sins yes but
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7401 K fund. Now how was supposed to get to it, I was only 26. By the time I reached 59 1/2 they would have raised the age to god knows what. Twenty three years is too long to let
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2Then the muse hit between the eyes with "Build your own style bidets out of California Redwood." Biden didn't know where the Idea came from but he was locked in by the evil Muse.
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6Her agent was crawling behind her begging Whoopi to please forgive her. She had been sure this would work. Wait how about putting you an Irish dance retinue he pleaded. Flatly can
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1"Binto Taco's, come get your Binto Tacos with Hamburger Gravy and Home Fry's" Miago shouted. Damn I thought selling Fried left over Sushi on Taco's would be easier. Thank God
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2In fact some the children were so high that they would join in any group of people and think they were in school. It was hard to get them away from the city workers gathered
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7I suddenly wondered why they would call a hairstyle a Mullet. It didn't look any thing like the fish by that name ,one of the ugliest fish to grace the Klamath Lakes. Luckily the
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5requested back-up three loud back-fires had blown the windows out of the University's Science Lab. Wow that was my best one yet! My Parasitologist will be so proud of the
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0that it had been a mistake to patch the holes in his shoes with Swiss Cheese slices. No he wasn't sure if his feet really stunk or it was the cheese. He would find out when made
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2Then he added a SKI to the end and became a Polish Latino "Roberto Parenteski." Then he found out the only school that would take him was in Warsaw Poland. Damn he should have
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1Randy just can't carry a tune to save his ass. WE decided to try Lip-Syncing but it was no use Randy Lips refused to sync with the recording. As a last ditch effort we
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1spare pair but my knees were knocking my knickers about and I kept getting both legs in one hole. Then I tripped an ripped out the crotch of my last pair. Knicker-less again!
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3........? What? Who? Is that someone knocking on the inside of my head. Wait I know the Answer! I just can't remember the question anymore. Surely Shirley Burly will carry the
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1clean pair of panties. If she wore then the didn't stay clean so for optimum cleanliness she kept them in her purse. At least his kept the fly's of her ice-cream.
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2Wrestle Mania was blaring from the Taverns flat screen at full volume. Stale beer and tobacco odors cloyingly hung in the air. A breeze from the front door lifted the tutu's of
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1As he lay on his hospice bed, death fast approaching. A religious councilor came to try and comfort him. She spoke for a while and he said "Hush! God can wait. Paul Harveys on."
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2Kiss a buffalo's but. My ardor was absent and had left on obvious trail for me to follow. How to you restore your missing desire when her merest odor was abhorred. Damn it where is
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4his face rather that look at the birds nest of hair the hid her cleavage. In fact he wasn't sure she had breasts maybe her bra was filled with body hair. Euwwww! At least her musk