Finished Folds (381—400)
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0was still half charged. I would have to find a current bush fast or all my toys would cease to perform and my wife had already warned me about non performance penalty's
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10My husband caught me out from under the bed once ,almost five years ago, ergo my four year old son. I can't let that happen again
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2Indiana would have been proud of his slow death fall. It was as if time had slowed down. He staggered fore and aft then left and right. Finally Indy shot him in the kneecap enough
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2Colder than a well diggers ass? The only way find out it's meaning is to actually dig a well by hand. The well well Dad and I were digging was already thirty feet deep and water
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3smoking drain cleaner truly gave you a one time, all time HIGH that just seemed to get higher and higher. Now as I looked down I saw my dandruff and gently set it on fire by
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2the moths started to dine in on all that cotton. Crawling larva quickly replaced the stuffing giving her skin a rolling crawling appearance that was quite attractive in a way.
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3Actually the title should have been unwanted assisted suicide, the fact is they never waited for someone to ask for their services but provided them in advance. Efficiency was
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0buy Cat Food. The demotion was bad enough but WHY did I have keep the damn cats. They freaked me out the way they just laid around looking a me. I swear they would eat me if I quit
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0"Little Leroy again!" "You have to stop breast feeding him, Damn it, He's Twenty Six years old." I just smiled, how could I tell him that I was paying Leroy. He Did it sooo weelll
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1Three megs of code DAMN. What ever happened to the time when we took pride in writing a program in just one line of code that didn't crash and had all the commands needed to do the
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5I use SONAR but we are traveling faster than the speed of sound so hold on tight and keep a watchful eye out for SONAR clumps they hurt like hell when they bounce off of your
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1that you're dropping? Don't puke on me you assholes I have troubles enough of my own. My transvestite son is pregnant and we don't know which of his sisters is the father. So sober
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1Quiet! Quiet I whispered a loud a as could to myself. My tendinitis was screaming at me and would not obey. The click clack clunk as I cocked the pistol was all but inaudible to me
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3rutabaga's make lousy hats. you seldom find anyone wearing a rutabaga hats these days. I suspect they were never popular hats but you never can tell. With enough cannabis anything
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3The male mile-or-more-bird flies backwards and whistles through his ass making a sound that can be heard for a mile or more. Thus his name. When he is trying to attract a mate he
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1It was six of one and half a dozen of another, two and a half fifths of another and thirty one sixty fourths of the
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1It was going to be more impressive coming out but no one would pay for that particular view. The Sound was a combination Clang and Splash depending on the size of the toilet seat.
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5about Gargoyles who eat Pigeons. Squab may sound exotic buy it has strange properties when it is the sole item of your diet. In fact you end looking like a Gargoyle. Stiffness
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2The unrest in the middle east was getting entirely out of control. We would have to quickly install new dictators or our oil supply would dry up. The CEO of B.P. was worried now we
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3Married 40 years. How had the time gone by so fast. I looked in the mirror this morning and was scared by the old person looking back at me. Who in the hell is that. What happened