Finished Folds (101—120)
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3roll the air into little balls and stack them in invisible little pyramids. I then wait form people to trip over them, sending them rolling across the floor. When people stepped
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3fifth customer this morning. Why had I ever started a Mobile Bikini Wax business out of my mini motor home? At least since I had started charging by gross weight, profits were way
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0the next group was the infamous ditsy Bitches in butt-less britches,marching down the street juggling breast implants. It was confusing because the bitches only wore britches Tits
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9sub-cortex. But falling in the bathtub had knocked the battery loose on his embedded mind control chip and he could see how they had deceived him all these years. The frosted glas
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6Viagraman. He can wave his hand and give any geriatric old fool a four hour boner. They die in five hours if they don't call 911. The Geriatric three cried "We are four again" join
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1The BGLG (Bubble Gum Lazar Girls) replaced police and soldiers everywhere. Criminals could spot the Lazar glow shining through their teeth even in Noonlight! Crime became so rare
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3against my Glock and wearing the finish off of both. Now I'd have to fight rust spots on my gun and chastity belt. P.C.B.(Parents for Chastity Belts) had gained too much political
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5After the battle field blood fed the flowers and the fields were gleaned of all their metal and unexploded ordnance strip malls and Starbucks grew like mushrooms. We died for this
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1construed as fraud, I had been too careful in the wording of the contract she had signed. So what was the FTC doing knocking at my door. That tit less brainless little bitch never
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3Kopi Luak or 'civet coffee! I'll just bet a bunch of natives were sitting around half drunk and one of them said I'll bet you we could get the whities to drink Civet shit and pay
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1the privilege of tasting this special coffee. Now it sat there like glue and wouldn't move. Who ever thought of picking coffee beans out of Civet poop had to be mad or desperate or
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4will only come when you can construct an erudite sentence without cursing! Do you even know what erudite means you asinine hermaphrodite redneck, and quit that damn tweeting you
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2yeast, sugar, warm water, and a little flour, maybe a sourdough starter could build up enough pressure to blow the lid off. If this experiment worked Global warming might be a
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3crumpled paper blanket that almost covered the nude woman he had hire as a muse. Damn that last paper had covered up one of the more interesting parts. Well lets start again. "It
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2and looked through the Ships portal he had installed in the floor. Shit! Shit! Shit! He installed it to detect people crawling under his house. Now all he saw was Stars. Then the
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0and had to be restricted to staring in scenes by him self due to the rank diarrheal stink. The stunt-mens union insisted he get full pay, but Guy (the true star) said "Not till his
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5only to show up in the depends. These former elder ghost's were in short, a pain in the ass and refused to pass on to the light. The center had to stop them from sharing their
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6Either this is a recipe for irradiated Goat Tartar, a rare dish seldom served fresh but with an uncovered shelf life of 5,000 years or a teamsters nightmare. The tare wt. of Goat
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3I wanted to show you off. It's not everyday we cone across sentient plants with locomotive abilities. My Robotic friends don't believe me so I must bring proof. You'll be woman in
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5hadn't washed in months. I could feel the cracked layers of dirt, skin-flakes, and substances unknown beginning to soften. A strange itchy feeling that wasn't entirely unpleasing