Finished Folds (361—380)
-
3Were so last year, and he wasn't going to risk it again. The viruses spread like wildfire, and the Trojans had holes in them. He put on his best skinny pants, and went to the Apple
-
4The young princess, mainly bc the dark side had cookies and an endless supply of Legos. She sat on her tuffet, ate the last piece of pizza and smiled wickedly. A girl can get used
-
5shout around the dance floor. This doctor had no good moves, it was almost painful to watch. The spiked punch was starting to make everyone feel happy and gooey inside, and the par
-
4But what was even better, for an extra $2.00, he let you take one of the elves around back of the stable, no questions asked. At first I felt sorry for the elf, until I realized
-
3I stood up, looked through the mini binoculars that I got out of a CrackerJack Box, pulled out my waterballoon slingshot, and that tubby little drummer on the stage was all mine.
-
4I mean, it was funny! He was shooting blanks! Come on, thats funny! He was giggling to himself all the way to the cashier, proudly put the card on the counter and pulled out
-
4PinkBubblegum Explosion. Phone lines lit up like a prison! Stay At Home Moms from all over were ordering these jerky treats, not knowing they were made by 3 year olds in China.
-
4Great, and I've been feeding them graham crackers by hand, too, and here I thought I was kind of like Grizzly Adams, but with raccoons. The Ex-Cons were torn, they enjoyed the crac
-
3magical Lucky Charm field of marshmallows, Whitman and WilDom started to get hungry as they ran over the marshmallows. "If we stop for a snack it wont kill us, right?" The BBFs sta
-
3and what do you mean giving some guy oral is considered real sex?" The counselor looked at him in disbelief, the doctor wanted to slug him with the giant Ben Franklin statue, but
-
4Dont get me started on the expired milk - what kind of recipe is this? She tried to fool the elves by saying it was supposed to taste like that. They started to riot in protest. H
-
3sheets bubblewrap, &some packing tape, really fragile stuff, &throw in a wrong address" I looked at him strangely, then I realized he was pissed bc the last package didn't have the
-
5the jacuzzi tub, and his satin robe was stuck into one of the jets. I think he started to scream for help, but I dont understand Korean, so I locked up the office and headed to
-
3Why didnt I think of that in the first place? She snickered to herself. She pulled out her IPad, & looked on Amazon, 3 gallons type A+ blood, check! & with Prime shipping?! Score!
-
2Apparently filling the hallway with banana cream instant pudding wasn't just a crazy dream he had, he really freaking did it. As he trudged through the creamy-banana goodness, he
-
3I didnt think telling every1 I was part of the porn police, & if they had any on their computers to email it 2 me,at the time I thought it was a flawless plan. I AM THE PORNPOLICE!
-
7I remembered I need that pencil for the long division test that I had after recess. I hate long division, almost as much as I hate Scut Farkus, who now has my freaking pencil in
-
3it turned into a sad sloppy display of war. Sadists were dropping like flies & breaking out in allergic hives. All this carnage, just bc of apple pie, & no, not like the movie.
-
7d only used twigs, acorns and some hay. That Martha was a crafty one, literally. I heard she once made a poncho out of her cat hair that her daughter smuggled in while she was in
-
1but then the little woodland birds started falling from the sky, 15 to be exact. "Really, Robin?? You didn't look before you shot your bow AGAIN?" The ZombieEpocalypse was getting