Finished Folds (381—400)
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1So, as I'm looking at the rabbit, I couldn't really tell if it was wearing a clown nose or a ball gag. Huh - it was a cute little bunny regardless, but it must have other motives
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1He really liked the hush puppies, too. Maybe that was why the Koreans just laughed when he asked for the recipe. Sinking deeper into his plaether couch and into depression, he trie
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2my bank account are the Swiss, and the Rastafarians down in the Caymans, oh yeah, and my mattress. So, I'm in my house, watching the beta-tape "How to TICK like a champion" and I
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6sold AmishUnmentionables and the best damn Amish SnickerDoodle cookies, it also had a StarBucks cafe attached to it. Sales at the store were fantastic, that is until the day that
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1and that was bc of all of the Shamrock shakes I ate. I admit, I have a slight obsession with Failbook and Tweeter, I mean if it's online it's true, right? What? OH THE HUMANITY!!!
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1give the neighborhood children candy laced with ratpoison. At first the Fraggles did it on accident, or so they said, but now it's turned in2 an obsession-a horrible, dirty, obessi
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4because of all of the onions that Darth was using for his crockpot beef stew. This dinner party was supposed to be the best ever, and the stomach issues everyone was having was
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2The stockboy dreamed of the day that his chocolate would co-mingle with the foreman's PB. He had such velvety skin, and he blushed everytime he drove by in the forklift, and the
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2He was hoping for the Donnie Doll, you know from Donnie and Marie, but not Ken! The more he looked at his stuff he did admire how smooth he was, at least he'll save $ on waxing.
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3"101 ways to Wok Your Kitten" Kasey thought it was clever. Opening a new restaurant was much more difficult than he had planned. First of all, he had no idea where to purchase chop
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2some pretzel nuggets and some bacon. Mittzilla went to Amazon.com, but sadly, his prime account wasnt working right. He put on his navy peacoat, and went out into the snow to get
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4big ol'booty. We could eat 4days! But then we decided otherwise, she needed to go first, wegrabbed HoneyBooBoo (well, the kid cant run 2 fast) and put her in the pot. LIfe is Good!
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4Yes, looking back there were so many mistakes to be made, the cuffing of the jeans, the neon colors, having a crush on the guy from Wham! My obsession with Freddy Mercury's teeth
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2"Who's walking on the moon now, Bubbles the Chimp?" I snickered. My hand was getting a bit of rope burn, from the friction and I needed to take a break, a KitKat break. I went thru
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4picket line at the Hustler store? Yes, there they were, the kids that never said I'd become anything. I'll show them! With cat like reflexes, in my homemade penis consume, we ran
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4I have no idea why Barnes and Noble wouldnt sell it, I even supplied the black plastic bags that it could be wrapped in. I wandered to HookerHaven's Books & FootTickles to see if
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6d. If Mensa wasnt going to let me in, there was 1 more organization that I could join. I filled out my application, put in my 50.00 check. Look out FURRYNATIONUNITE, here I come!
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4at the next right." Siri cooed. The smell in the car was getting to Mitt, and he couldnt hold his breath much longer. Finally, they arrived at the LiquorSuperStore, & Sonny unlock
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4eled the world, taking pictures 4 their Instagram account & selling software. Until 1day, they were sitting in some diner in Wyoming eating pecan pie, & Batman tells the Thing his
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5and the cookie wasnt even that great, I mean it was ok..but for SlimShady to break into the 7 11 to steal it was a bit much. I was too tired to fight the idea, so I did drive the