Finished Folds (401—420)
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6I sheepishly raised my hand, my gawd, this is the craziest magic show ever. I climbed up on stage and sat in the electric chair. As I looked into the audience, I thought, wait a se
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4toothpicks and masking tape. PapaSmurf looked at it, and something wasn't right. He pulled out the SmurfGirl magazine, to see if the building was anatomically correct & guess what
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4She had heard stories about the great Lightning Strike of 2012, and decided to pack up her tuba, and see if the stories were true. Once she got to MidgetTown, she realized no one
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4even the unicorn wanted a piece of the action. U think unicorns dont exist? Try again. The dumb little girl was battered and bloody, but she still really wanted the SlushPuppy, so
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4They use a bunch of Kleenex, especially during cold and flu season. So, BulbousBob and I are wandering around Target looking for the tissue section, bc I hd some coupons for 2 free
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2the habit of putting the waterballoons down her shirt to overcome her flat-chestedness. He pulled out the "Lord of the Rings" ring he's had since the 7th grade and popped the quest
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4on the drum all day. When all of the sudden, he knew this wasnt going to work out. "Sorry, Chicka, It's not U, it's me." He gathered his clothes and drum, and walked out in2 the bl
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3s started flying! U could hear the cries 4"Hershey Bars! Graham Crackers!" It was certainly a sight 2 behold! The smell of charred Cooper/OReilly hair mixed in with melty chocola
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3Road kill...yep, the little squirrels and bunnies that never make it across the street. Buzzy was an odd bee. Once he even had a party for all of his little bee-buddies and served
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3The TwinkieCream started to work it's magic on the guy. These were no ordinary 7 cases of heavenly sugary spongecakes that he wolfed down, these cases from Discount Charlie's.
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5The Fairy Bongmother was a sight to be seen. She only shows up every 5th full moon of the Jupiter Eclipse, and passes out pot brownies to all the good hippies, that have written
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2but my brochures got mixed up, and I quickly learned that I wasn't going to Soul-Town. I was really going to Seoul. Damn travel agent, you would think she would have told me when I
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3After looking at the bottle closer, he noticed something floating in it, and looked funny. Not funny ha-ha, but funny strange...It almost looked like
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3I'd be one satisfied wombat. After eating all the jerk chicken, coconut cream pie, tater tots, pancakes, brownie bites, special K diet shakes and a low calorie Snapple - I was
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5He was the Uber-Rodent, he studied at the NinjaAcademy! This moment was what he had dreamed about(after paying all that $ for his classes). Sebastian grabbed his tiny nunchucks f
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3line in the sand. Within seconds the Sarlacc reaches up from the sandpit and takes hold of Buzz's foot! Sadly, Mr PotatoHead didnt pack his light saber, bc the batteries were runny
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4oranges were NOT a good addition to the ChexMix, it made it all mushy, and I love a good ChexMix. We ignored the moaning from under the chair, until it made it hard to hear ModernF
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7Why couldnt he just be the cheese? I mean the cheese stands alone. JohnJacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt gathered the paperwork that he thought he needed to get the name change he's been
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10spaper clippings were on the coffee table. Elliott thought this was the craziest crime scene ever. The dead gold fish were hung w/satin ribbons like mobiles all over the library.
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4kind of chewy, and wait, wtf? what was this? Stefoni felt something odd in her mouth, and spit the chewed up pancake in a napkin. Then she saw it! Embedded in pancake-mush was the