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Once upon a time, there was a little Kanye West. This world was too small for him. In his world, he is king. Long live the king? What was I talking about again? Oh, right. He had a -
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Billy Mays here with the new OxiClean detergent ball! Get on the ball! The OxiClean detergent ball!
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But then came what they least expected. Obama came up from under the rubble and revealed his true identity. Aquaman. He summoned a whale and some sharks, and saved the day!
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The Power of Mighty Putty™ mended their trachea and esophagus shut, and they all died. The show was cancelled, and Vince had to work on a new show. Then he came up with Breaking
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Knock knock!
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Like the legend of the Phoenix, our ends were beginnings.
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began to gently stroke my hair. I took my long hard arms and shoved them towards the mirror with my hands clenched in a fist, and shattered it. My friends then abandoned me.
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Sanic da hedghod and Tail the Echidna were walking through Gren hell zome, when all of a sudden Eggpan came and hit us with a boopy hammer. Then Jon was all like "DA BOOPINIST" and
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he did that, I've never been happy. Mr. Moose became an alcoholic, Captain Kangaroo jumped off a rooftop, and it's all because of stupid Jake and his dumb ping-pong balls.
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but then he died.
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couldn't either. Suddenly, the worst happened. Dad got home. He saw me holding mom's hand. I started to tear up and whimper, "No..." Dad replied, "Yes. It's jackhammer time again!"
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left, but when I looked it was just a giant man-eating slimeball. No biggie. I combined my cookies into a cookie sword, sliced the slime down, and continued down the tunnel looking
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A businessman, milkman, and a mailman walk into a bar.
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The power outlet was special in that sticking a fork into the outlet gave you 1000 extra bonus points and a 1-Up... in real life! Nigel didn't want to tell the man this however.
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"You're in my secret hideout, where all superheroes go to die." Gutman continued, "Good luck getting free, LarryBoy. You'll need it." The blindfold was removed, and I saw
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he reached the top, only to find a picture of his stomach before it flipped over. He was incredibly disappointed, and decided to jump off the ladder. Miraculously, he
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Borking Bade is a telecommunications show about two high school English teachers who team up to cook coke. They get Judge Isnt Goodatallman to back them up in court when they get
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swam towards Clumsy Claude, but fell apart upon touching Claude, for the snow shark was made of snow. Clumsy Claude then tried to continue skiing but fell over again. More snow
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talking to rocks. Talking to rocks was awesome. It was like talking to your own subconscious, if your subconscious was completely incapable of talking, moving or, not being racist.
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Once upon a time there was a mentally retarded young boy named Tom. Tom lacked the mental capacity for common sense. For example, immediately after seeing a tomato being sliced,