Finished Folds (361—380)
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1I could start a competition, the BFCP Tournament. The person who could Belch, Fart, Crap and Pee their pants the longest would win. Maybe there would be other categories, like
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2SHTF situation, Grylls quickly flipped through the pages of the July 1996 Japanese edition of Playboy. The howling monkeys and bird squawking covered the noise made by Grylls viole
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5That night I had nightmares about open zippers and minesweeper. I had to find a way to get my boss to give me that raise. I came up with an ingenious plan. I would go to work dress
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6So much for being called "The Rock". After his experience as a Minnie Mouseketeer, Dwayne had a stint at the National Dance Company as
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5Velma had a crush on Fred ever since Scooby-Doo told her Fred had the biggest sausage he had ever seen. Velma of course didn't realize Scooby was talking about hot dog sausages
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1that's what I thought. the light turned out to be the lights from a SWAT helicopter, Shit, they had found me. I took the cross on the wall as 3 Ops crashed through the windows
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4and flew to the Vatican. With my samurai skills and deadly blows I took out all the Swiss Guards. The Pope finally conceded me the interview. He even agreed to appear on Oprah.
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2Oh well never mind, my father will surely be able to cook us some nice kitty stew tonight!
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2We later gathered and held a big feast in honor of the great spirit Falluth'm. The "braised explorer thighs" and the "intruders brains avec champignons au vin" were a hit.
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2Timn, dressed in nothing but a wonderbra. "What a nice sack you got there, could I buy it from you?" He gave him 10 bucks. And thats how Mr Timn got a life sentence .
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2pit that was his room, "wait" she said, "what do you want to do? I've got some stuff to do back in the reception"
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6his mutant freak grandad and become a tennis player, or follow the footsteps of his albino bigfoot uncle and go exploring the rainforest. I would have been proud. But he ended up
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3"Once upon a time there was a man called Jimmy that lived a depressing and boring life, one day Jimmy went out into the garden and saw the world outside, and he marvelled at the
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1a yellow brick road, he started walking and along he encountered strange creatures he had never seen before, like a tall insect-like moster that spoke with a french accent, and a
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3that�s Sean Connery!" I screamed. Poor guy, what's Sir Connery doing in a Rogaine ad? What happened to the wig he used in the Bond movies? Does he have no shame? All these question
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4waiting for him, "where have you been all this time?" asked Robin "oh you know, blew up some monsters, the usual." "without me? Again? I can't take this anymore!" Batman tried to c
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3Why did she shave for PETA but not for him?!! Was he not worthy enough? Was it because of his insistence in eating cows and chickens and deers? He wanted a shaved p***y!
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9which lasted for 40 days and 40 nights, at the end of which, only a handful of us, elderly anarchists, remained alive. Some had been killed by the nurses, others by hunger strike.
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5and then a whole bunch of other ghostly tubers and vegetables followed : "YOU HAVE FORSAKEN HIM! YOU HAVE FORSAKEN HIM!" The first ghostly potato lunged towards him and
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1did his dog. On one particular occasion, they got both so drunk and mean that they picked a fight with a group of hooligans. They got beaten to a pulp. Hooliganism prevailed.