Finished Folds (81—100)
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21 have a shower, I stink. 2 call my boss and call him an asshole. 3 tell Jenny that I have loved her since high school. 4 count all the boobs in the last Game of Thrones episode. 5
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7"Oh my... it looks like a hard rain's a-gonna fall" Said Ma Gerita. "May the wrath of god and water and wind wash me away, and take me out of this misery", replied Father Jerry
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6y I received a Thneed, which is quite useful but It cost $159.99! My sleepwalking self has no concerns for the financial situation of this household. So i decided to chain myself
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4"Your mission: go back in time and terminate the Extremist Hipster Movement before it gains momentum and takes over the world." I had woken up in 2012, but it seemed to be too late
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3wil be able to write absolute nonsense, and will return home with a changed perception of life, and of his surroundings and relationships. Of course, if your child doesn't return
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3"Of course, I also want total immunity and 10 million deposited in my bank account in the Seychelles. Oh, and that painting in your lounge would fit beautifully in my toilet"
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6Amazingly, my weekend wasn't as terrible as I had predicted on friday. I thought I was going to spend another weekend alone and loathing in self pity, but it turned out that
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7spirits and angels smoke just to look cool, yeah I guess that could be the case. I bet Granma Cindy is puffing up a cuban right now. #3 - Meaning of life. Are humans being harveste
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5She didn't have to feel that way, she knew. But she really enjoyed languishing in misery and pain, in a masochistic kind of way. And that self pity that usually came every time she
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3CP guy comes on, he's frikin hilarious!" Crying peeing guy came on stage, he nervously wiped the sweat on his face, "Hi... I'm.... huh.... Jimmy." The first rotten tomato hit him
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5Giant Apple. No wait. Nevermind. The apple grew and grew, I was worried that was going to bother Kurt in his grave, and I was right because the next day he showed up at my door
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3"Hummmm....... a... cheeeese.......... grater?" answered Billy perplexed. He could never get used to his buddy's weird questions. "No silly, It's a metaphor, cheese stands for
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6that burrito i had in my freezer since '99. I took the burrito and hit the first clown i saw with it, and stole his car. Then I took my in-laws' shotguns, and went on with my quest
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2had all those burgers, hot dogs and nachos last night. I mean i knew I am terribly constipated, now I feel bloated and will have to take the laxative and hope it will work."
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4Uh, ok, hmm let's see... Once upon a time there was- No no no, too cliché, I've got writer's block now, Hmmm... I'll just fetch good old Detective Manatee. So Det. Manatee was
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8I don't know how long I had been there, months? years? Being stuck in an interdimensional prison had strange effects over my mental health and general wellbeing. I kept fit by
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6He sold for 200 bucks, not bad although I had expected a bit more. I should have put nicer pictures of him I guess, Now the trick was to make him go inside the big cardboard box,
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7erinas out of empty caviar cans. Sometimes, when she would feel guilty that she married just for the money, she would herself dress as a ballerina and pretend to be in Swan Lake.
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2When I was a young boy, my Pa always told me "Boy, don't you go around being a pansy now, you hear? Wearing flowers around your head and playing the guitar all day ain't
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5, possibly. But I bet you wouldn't stay in the same room with one for too long. Except my friend Rita, she loves diapered beasts, she thinks they are 'cute'. Another creepy thing I