Finished Folds (61—80)
-
4"Well actually we're looking for something a bit more... oh I dont know. Current? You see this ain't the 90's no more" The senator's heart broke. He'd worked on the morrisette mach
-
6But little did I know that that was no tomato soup, and that something was about to happen that would rock my dearly held feelings of security and heartwarming coziness. I began to
-
2Koko the talking gorilla was starting to understand "You keep feeding fruit to Koko when Koko answer your question. Koko want take own fruit! Koko also want partner, Koko feel very
-
4And the fact that I myself weight over 300 lb just made things worse. But losers cant's be chosers, and since that was the last time I got laid I now look back with very fond memor
-
3ate the last box of twinkies. They were worth upward of $10000 on ebay! What was I thinking. And the worst part is I don't even remember what they tasted like anymore. My life just
-
6I decided to dont give a s---, I have realized that thanksgiving, along with christmas, easter, valentines day, and all other capitalist fascist holidays are nothing more than
-
5were soiled with the utmost inimaginable of substances. Him and his fellow Royal Society colleagues would spend their sundays reeling from massive hangovers. Tea and biscuits was
-
2be tempted to surprise the world by filming her dream projects Teenage Mutant Ninja Sluts, and the remake of the classic The Good, The Bad and The Housewife. But the critics say
-
5And I found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile, living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife, and I asked myself how did I get here? Oh yeah, I just had to
-
6These were the names of the prime suspects. It had been a long day for agent Jack Daniel, and the last thing he needed was a dwarf murder case. The victim, a Mr. Willow, had been f
-
3was a creature that thrived on vomit and the contact with his puke just made the beast evolve into a meaner and bigger monster. This was like horror pokemon. I turned the tv off.
-
3Jimmy just about had it with the constant moaning and groaning about everything of his coworker Patsy. His happy go lucky and positive attitude toward life was shaken by this angry
-
5With a massive hangover, I found this morning that downing 5 shots of tequila and a few pints of lager makes one prone to mistake facebook status updates for foldingstory, now
-
4she had weird habits that involved ranting at invisible people and creepy chanting at 2 o clock in the morning. One night Cousin It spied Winnie while she walked round the house
-
5the pizza and hit her right in the head. Haaa... nothing feels better than having that last slice of pizza and see the disappointment in your friends' eyes. The Dark Side had lured
-
2The sound that came from the loudspeakers started to feel like a stream of happiness, honey and marshmallows, and It was flowing directly into my thirsty ears. That was no "aspirin
-
2Seing that he had been forgotten by the world, professor X entered in a major depression and decided to turn bad. He went to Wolverine and
-
4"I had a past life regression the other day, I went under hypnosis and saw myself die alone in a desert with an arrow to my chest. How cool is that!" Oh god, not again thought Jim
-
0It appeared that every crew member had acquired an antimatter evil twin. Even Lionel, who was playing Pokemon TCG with Lenoil. Dgorf suddenly ripped Frogd's evil moustache
-
4to each other tenderly. "I wasn't a man before being a woman" said 'Lurlene'. "That's great" said Tom "I never cry watching The Notebook." This went on for quite a while. Suddenly