Finished Folds (41—60)
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3My psychiatrist told me that my friend Simon is a schizo. I think I need to stop talking to him, wouldnt want to become one too. But he always appears out of nowhere.
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1I was a world famous best-selling author once, a lifetime ago it seems. How did I end up destitute and having to resort to FoldingStory for my genius writing to reach the world?
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3Yesterday I killed a cockroach, had never felt so bad with myself since I became a Jainist. I felt my world crash, when I realized with horror what the slime under my shoe was
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1"Yo dawg, what's crackin'?" Asked Brother Joe to Father Ted. "I was just admiring the great work of Our Lord, brother, isn't it great and miraculous? Isn't it proof that He loves
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3More like a homeless Santa. The Mayan King foolishly thought that he was being welcomed when people started throwing small silvery discs in the floor before him, "‘u’uyeh chaanpal!
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3The Meaning Of Life. Part I I have come to realize that modern life in western society has become nothing more than a mad rat race, and that we have completely lost touch with our
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8I looked at my girlfriend 'who is this guy?' The strange little french man who looked like a character out of Ratatouille was creepily staring at her. 'look sir we only asked for a
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4When Christmas Eve came by, I still had nothing, and the worst part is she had been giving me hints like: "Oh I just love the smell of freshly baked deep-pan pepperoni pizza"
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5Pssst, hey, psst, hey you.... yes you, come, come. I'm gonna tell you a story so epic that it will make you take a step back and analyse your wretched miserable little life. Ready?
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4, no, no this isn't Mr.Bond... Goat Boy, Flammable Goat Boy, that's it. I'm afraid Mr. Bond has left the table. Yeah, he looked shaken not stir- oh f*ck it I'll have the chicken.
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8Thats it! If i see one more misused apostofre or mispelling your dead! Said Randy. An dont come wit you're excuses like "who care's" or "i just want to get my mesage acros"
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3Gentlemen, the professor started, I am here to talk to you about my greatest invention yet. Imagine if you will, the impact that the modern toilet had when it was invented. Well,
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3Jimmy Puffins was a normal man. He did normal things. He had a normal job. He despised everything that was out of the ordinary. So when one day he spied his neighbor doing somethin
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6Something was different, I found myself in a diffrent timeline. A way cooler one too. John Lennon had survived the shooting, Christopher Walken was the President, and my girlfriend
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5"Hum... Ok yeah.. This is great..." Peter was feeling out of place, someone threw a cupful of beer in the air, which landed on his head. Someone else was setting fire to his
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5Hello? Anybody out there?
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4And so this is Christmas, and what have you done? Another year over, and a new one just begun
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7I've never felt this good, FoldingStory has saved my life. Just a month ago I was on a downward spiral of depression and self pity. Now I can honestly say that my outlook on life
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5I am the wa- wa- what? Lennon stuttered, he couldnt remember the lyrics, Ringo rolled his eyes, "its walrus, John, walrus, here take some more LSD." Paul was petting an invisible
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4Just like all my other brilliant ideas such as sleeping with mice; teaching mice how to read; eating mouse food, in other words, s--t, etc. This was no rabies either, I was becomin