Finished Folds (101—120)
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4, she wrote. Although she had no idea why, she just felt like it. But Jimmy took offence, and it was quite difficult to get that lipstick off his front door. Damn Mrs Fletcher
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4or me, I thought. So I crept behind Mr. Dobbs and pushed him off the window, "I hope your 'deity' has mercy on you, fool" Everybody looked at me like I was their new god, "oh crap"
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6ox blood breakfast. It just made everything taste better, being free of the meds allowed me to enjoy all the fine pleasures of life. I could once again roam the streets naked
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5he merrily got through the ages not giving a damn. During the Ice Age, Homo Sapiens' sex=fun gene was very useful as not only it made it a good way to pass the time, but also it
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8bewildered "But you've always been a self-centered, selfish idiot! And you know what they say, old habits die hard" He smiled but a tear rolled down his face, "I have something to
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6more than 20 years since his last public appearance. Everyone thought he had gone off to live with tibetan monks. He entered and everyone fell silent, until the birthday girl said
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5Ohio. It was a magical night. On the 4th night at sea, during a Grand Ball, a few passengers fell ill to a mysterious curse. They believed that Titanic II was alive and headed to
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7I glimpsed something moving, I broke the rest of the glass and a bright spark told me to follow it. So I crawled through my computer screen and found myself on the other side
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4Amy, unfortunately. The pair of them had met behind my back, and now Amie was telling Amy all bout my whinging and crying for her (Amy). Great, now I couldn't even trust Amie anymo
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2That's why I've applied super glue inside his head gear, so now he sounds permanently like a turd, lol. He became unrecognized by the world, and spends his days
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5"wait, there's something wrong with this Cuban" In fact the Cuban we were sharing was unhappy at having witnessed our lovemaking, and to top that we had set him on fire. "Oh well,
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3of foreign piss. There's nothing worse than realizing your drawers are wet after you've put them on... Anyways, after I finally sat on the china throne and relieved myself, I found
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5philanthropism. Another time I saved the Headless Horseman from certain death when he stopped on rail tracks. Only after I realized that maybe I had saved one person too many
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6naughty looney tunes characters went when misbehaving. Billy was sent to summer spelling school where he learned many wonderful things about spelling. He learned that not all
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3else. But what he didn't realise is that this wasn't 1930's Germany and being related to Hitler was frowned upon. During the dinner party Mr. Hitler became furious when a guest
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3But Donald Duck was no idiot, and so he hatched a plan to steal uncle Scrooge's millions and fly off to Panama, where he would start his own little business
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14Mr. Toast became nervous, but Lord Sandwich raised his glass and everybody followed "What shall we toast to my Lord?" Asked General Kebab, "We shall toast to this wonderful meeting
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4because I relished knowing that protocol was being shattered in front of some official person. My hate for protocols, officials, and authority in general turned me into
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5so, I found myself a nice little owl to keep the mice and shrews out. I gave it a cosy little corner in my living room, with food and a little house, but things turned ugly when
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3But what I didn't account for was the neighbor, Mr. Cat, who came knocking at my door one evening "Say, I've noticed a lot of fine looking rats coming and going recently, could