Finished Folds (161—180)
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1of their owners. Four: Their salt-restricted lifestyle means everyone in the house has to give up table salt, which is usually considered to be unfair by
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1visions of Steve Jobs dancing in my head. He was introducing new products, the iScream, the iYouD and also something called
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0wearing stretch pants due to their recent weight gain. It was not wise to mention that fact, as they were very sensitive and were apt to bite your head off. This meant that
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7early in the Betty Crocker homestead. If you didn't eat her food with a smile, Betty was apt to whack you upside the head with her red spoon. The other downside was the shame of
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2trailer park living is not for everyone." He continued, saying that life propped up on cinder blocks took a special kind of person, the kind that
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2passed on his conjunctivitis to yet another member of the royal family. He straightened his tie, thinking the color really brought out the red in his eyes. This was a far cry from
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5and hoped his malpractice carrier never found out about it. If it worked, he may have a invaluable patent for the musical pace maker that could give a heart a back beat or even a
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4Matrix 4 was not looking good, but I'd spent more than $20 on our tickets, so I wasn't about to leave during the first scene. Too bad theaters do not serve hard liquor - this was
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5actually looked forward to it. Those were the days when her breath was still sweet, before she started her sardine and cabbage diet. These days I'd rather
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3Chaka Kahn record collection in jeopardy again. His fear of failure was debilitating to the point that he could no longer
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2stained so badly not even Oxy Clean could get them back to normal. He had the child's corpse taken to a taxidermist and stuffed, posed as a
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3when one had finally conquered the reactive mind. I planned to give as many new pairs of socks to my fellow Scientologists as I could. It was our most special day, which we called
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7grabbed a couple bottles of his mother's homemade cabbage juice, a big towel and the car keys. He told her she'd have to sit on the towel since either her water had broken or she
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3until I realized it was a Roman numeral. "I" was one - not the English word. Which made sense - it was an order for one large elephant. Unfortunately we were fresh out, so I
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5Justin Bieber wasn't the only whiny-voice teenager who could make grown adult claw out their ear canals with pickle forks. Meanwhile, the young Ms. Clark's YouTube video
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3wondered aloud why actors could use words like "twat" and the "c"-word on the BBC, but both were taboo on broadcast networks in the U.S. He feared she was stretching out his bra
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0Too bad I could not say the same about "Jersey Shore." Although like a bucket of greasy KFC, the cast of that show
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7usually dressed as one of the Golden Girls - which somehow - made the rice taste better. On the other hand, the MSG had the nasty side effect of making us
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5that could be used at the Bank of Facebook to secure loans by leveraging your 1,000+ "friends" in order to buy plenty of
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0cursed because the floors had just been re-finished and now they were all scuffed up and charred. Grabbing a bottle of Windex, Devon