Finished Folds (1981—2000)
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2Decided to not fix the car. The only remaining compressor in the world was $500.00 and I wanted to negotiate the price if the 1993 Volvo was to be properly repaired. Mr. Wong was
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1To attend Burning Man and not get laid. The Masters of the Temple were wearing purple robes and black triangular hats. They carried sceptres with magical powers. Accelerating the
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2Stations. 22) Shatter your computer screen and hard drive so it cannot be hacked. 23) Ask your guiding spirits about the correct path(s) to take. 24) Take notes about your hunches.
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2Truth about the three headed monster created by executive order. This creature had three noses and three hands and three toes on each foot. It was friendly but looked too scary.
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1The sea-cows were not affected, but the land-cows were doing their usual business. The methane gas reached the Al Gore minions and caused a massive panic attack. Millions of trance
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2The raw sushi looked so gross I couldn't look at it again. The food poisoners were at work and were not allowed to criticize the pools of dyed in the wool fish. Too many lampreys!
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3The lady in the hot dog shaped car was serving all sorts of condiments on her homemade disaster sausages. The porkwagon was her rival. They were neck in neck in sales according to
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1I closed the closet door and left her on the verandah, hoping fresh air would help eliminate the odour. When she showered, I sprayed the verandah with orange scented spray and was
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2So it was that I went on the subway. I got off at the Gresham stop and went to the nearest Fresh Market. There I bought six pineapples on sale and served them to the dogs. The dogs
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3E looked for Mr. Tomato on the Red Line to Wilson. He wasn't there. He had given her three bushels of tomatoez from his garden, which I had canned. I had enough tomatoes for a year
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0Listerine was poured into my phone, but I know not who did it. Nate had not seen anyone enter my room. Of course he could have been the culprit. Anyway, I needed another new phone!
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2The evacuees were on the subway out of London as quickly as possible. That included Jammy and Davvy. They were sent to Coventry, which they thought was rather exciting compared to
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3"The Three F's" were taken into consideration...food, fags and fun. 40,000,000 detached civilians were not prepared for the ghosts taking over the subway systems. The Tube was not
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0It was then that the pilot announced a two hour delay. The binary chipped orangutang was constantly eating bananas and went to the store for more once the plane landed. Meanwhile,
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2Why Gudrun sneezes ten times, machine gun style. She was born this way." "Thanks, ", I replied.I wsd worried about my sister sneezing to death, as 2,585 other locals had done so.
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2Hree of the series has a very ethereal feel." I said,yes, we felt the story was heading in that direction. The Dragon King was in his palace, studying astrology. Jupiter in Libra.
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3Folding story shouldn't start with just the letter A. It has a bad reputation. The sentence should read: Puck the Engineer had a brilliant idea for an experiment starting with A.
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1And meanwhile the chinchillas were suddenly transformed into cats. They fled the area and thus B&H were surprised to find coyotes there waiting to eat them alive. The chinchillas
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2The folding story was almost finished became part of the eighth line. Folding this line in his memory,I Sit in the mouse house and have tea with Jerry. Jerry had a lovely family.
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1They have been burned. I did save one radio. My mum sat there writing a short story for her next collection, as yet untitled. I was a character, which was fine with me. Honeydew