Finished Folds (1961—1980)
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3I realised this was the post modern world. It really reeked of dissolution. As a diversion, I did calligraphy and found solace in that, more than ever. I stopped driving as well.
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1Det. Manatee stayed out of that department. He was having coffee and biscuits while the sea-monkeys played chess. Imagine that! Someone taught them chess, they already played GO.
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2The monotonous life of a wage slave, and that's where I always went. Now, I prefer the library instead. Oh, well. You live and learn every day. Tempus fugit, though. No time to be
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2Buggers who couldn't pay the luggage fees. They found some other means of transportation. Or they walked all the way home. Anarchy spread so rapidly that the deaf poets heard it.
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2The herpatologist was also a taxidermist. Which helped answer my questions about why the giant bug followed me everywhere. Even on the subway! It was most embarrassing. How to be
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1The ducks spat on him and flew off. He was suddenly left alone in the most famous part of town. There was a musical stream passing by him which he wanted badly to join but couldn't
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4On the commuters going downtown on the Metra. They preferred the designated quiet cars during rush hours. Atonement took place on the way to work for these wage slaves. A sad thing
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1The newspapers were all yellowed and dated from my mum 's childhood. There were stories about food rationing, fuel rationing and more. The Kaiser was still alive. I was stunned.
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2She woke up and was thirsty. She drank the Kombucha too and loved the mango flavour. "Where did you buy this?", she asked. He took out the receipt and said it was Whole Foods. They
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2Beach and fed the seagulls our pepperoni pizza. They happily ate it and fought over the crumbs. Mr. and Mrs. Seagull squawked on the barn roof. You knew they were happy. The little
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3Comment: This folding story will be missing one line! Sometimes that happens. The typewriter itself created a line here to replace the lost one. The Zephyr did it again. Amazing!
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1The folding story was finished a year later. Better late than never, Det. Manatee agreed. The sea monkeys were enjoying a meal of smelts when the phone rang. Det. Manatee answered.
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4And one year later, just remembering it gives me a headache. It is a year later now. A photographic memory is both a curse and a blessing. Take it from me. I know!
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2Assignment for Margot Fonteyn 's successor. She hadn't bargained for this. The Red Knight was the director and didn't write the libretto. He was just the choreographer!
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1Will make the manfrom Helco seem like a saint by comparison. You should have signed the contract with Helco and avoided this inquisition. Now, kneel before the all seeing eye!
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4Ilbur, for your robocop force issuing tickets. Good job terrorizing the minions." Under the rug, the three headed sea-mice waited to pounce and spit in Mr. Wilbur's shoes. It smelt
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2Which were having argument seen only on Jerry Springer 's show. Chairs were thrown in all directions but they were robotically controlled. The thought police entered the bathroom.
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4Elvis had used his voice to tame, at least for a minute, the three headed creature. The other two heads knocked Elvis off his feet. An impersonatir replaced him onstage. The crowd
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2Astronomically high, plus there is the carbon tax." Al Gore cheered on the other end, but I hung up and blocked the number. They called seventeen times then I shut off my phone.
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3When they boarded the plane for Zlpoland, he threw rotten tomatoes at them. Or should I say the rotten tomatoes threw themselves! He could not be blamed because he was not there!