Finished Folds (2001—2020)
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3Minions who were scurrying like the dormouse he once had for a pet. Boom, boom, boom! The trumpets announced something about the Wood King having a Royal Feast on Dominion Day.
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6The class had to continue to focus on trigonemetry and the ruckus outside was distracting. There is nothing like a movie being filmed outside and trying to study for a test!
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2The trumpets played together again and the tuba sat next to it. All was peaceful again. The French Horn was there too. Magritte painted it for his next masterpiece, as did Dali.
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1Fell on the ice just outside the Palace of Ice. The Ice King showed up at the wooden door. Were-Rabbits were creatures of the Ice God himself, so Bugs' broken leg was repaired and
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4Ess only matched by John Cleese, the Monty Pythons entered the room and wrote their next skit, "How to elect a twit". Shark Lady was watching and was thrown out by Det. Manatee.
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3They created such a ruckus that Michael Stipe found inspiration for his next work of art from it. He grabbed a piece of chicken wire and started with that. He worked until 3am.
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3Judy the judge shut down the courtroom for the day. Everyone was sent home and paid for their fullshift, so the debris could be cleaned up before the next filming sessions Monday.
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1D a need to stay awake on the job, despite the mind numbing stupidity surrounding me. If there's one thing I cannot stand, it's stupidity. Caffeine is way better than cocaine or
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2There was a discussion of the sunspots count and we even graphed them in great detail. The Red Shift paid me well enough that I could quit my part time job. Gamma radiation was a
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3One day, he punched the wrong shark and was eaten alive. He had a stand up comedian at his funeral, who told his favourite joke and made everyone laugh for twenty minutes straight.
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7Were no more than 37 models of Popemobiles made through history. That number seemed like a lot, though. The torture chambers could be easily hidden inside such a vehicle. Plotinus
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2Scooter and went to sit in the library to research my doctoral thesis. At 10pm I returned and showed Granny Sue proof I did my research. Folding stories helped me sleep, like usual
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2Having attended Burning Man, what did I learn. Thom Yorke sang, "Burn The Witch" as I came to the next morning. Where the hell did I dine? What the hell did I eat? The dinner bell
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2The cube lube was multicoloured nondescript goo, but Papa Rubix was right. Mama Rubix served everyone grilled chicken and the little ones played inside the bus until they returned
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1Seventeen teeth were broken, ten jaws broken and six concussions were reported by the team doctor. The fans in the bleachers were like Romans watching the gladiators. Nobody knew
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4Plate and leave no scraps of chicken for the dogs." I reluctantly did so, knowing it would give me indigestion. I would have preferred ratatouille. The Judge was pleased and rubbed
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4Badger opened the door and in came his family. The wife, the cousins and the little badgers just growing their teeth. She stared at them for a minute until they said, "Auntie!'
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2Region of Florida that attracts the most maggots. Tim Orton knew maggots make a good meal if fried and put on a stick. Lots of protein, his mum told him. "Ccccrrrruuuuunnncccbh!"
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3The channel for the Pope's spirit and, some four years later I had the response for Tim Orton, who had relocated to Budapest. I wrote the address on the envelope with trepidation.
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5The alchemist from Rotterdam deciphered them. It took almost four years but here is what Professor Ziti wrote on vellum, in his spindly script: there are several reasons the nose