Finished Folds (2061—2080)
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2To the butcher, who was attacked by killer crows. Nick the Butcher was replaced by his sons who realised the murderer had just flown away and the case would never be solved. Autumn
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2The tomatoes were just chomping at the bit to fall off the vine and be eaten by Farmer Edamski and family. There were thousands of them, so some went to farmers markets, where
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2Es were watching the Pikachu and Squirtles invade their territory, attracting the suspects they were looking for. Amazing! Mr. Pikachu and Mr. Squirtle were hired on the spot and
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2And that was right around the corner! Three years later, just 147 of the 212 cases were solved because the forensic software broke down. All the data not written down was lost.
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4Tiny, with pinhole windows - as if there was a solar eclipse. Which was really the case. This tuna fish was able to view the eclipse better than humans. Mr. Tuna identified the
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3Person to fold the story, taking it in a wholly new direction. This was by design. Even the sea monkeys participated in the folding rituals. They learned 50 new words a week as a
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2You never know what what the universe has in mind. Sometimes you get skunked, sometimes you dont . Please do not roll in the dirt when visiting the forest preserve. Skunks aren't
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2Survival of the most prepared is guaranteed if one does not let others weaponise your weaknesses. Beware of popular culture and its excesses. Live as healthy a life as possible.
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5Polly was learning some fifty words a week. It happened she told a policeman the vampire count was drunk when they stopped Count X for drunk driving. She never defended him again.
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3I rang Professor Edamski who translated Morse Code. He listened to the taps and wrote down the following words on the vellum paper we provided for his convenience:
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4Thought as I read the obituary in the newspaper. The death was called accidental. Even my mum knew the Elvis Costello classic, "Accidents Will Happen", sung at the funeral. Strange
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3David Bowie laughed from somewhere in the Milky Way in the form of trees making cricket sounds that formed unintelligible word patterns. We laughed too. How could we help it?
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2Method of overcooking hot dogs so they look like bacon. This did not prove too popular with the audience on the food channel's Hot Dog Cookoff. Chef Louis X won by a landslide.
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1With their folding stories, one of which Professor Edamski liked so much he got the whole class folding stories. Their work was collected and published by the University Press.
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2My rabbit, named Bernard, was giving his rabbit of approval to organic foods. He would only eat organic. My tribe didn't do that so diligently. They ate too much junk food daily!
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3And folded more stories to help deal with insomnia. That and schnapps always did the trick. Where was his mom going? It was just seven minutes to midnight. Then his mum returned.
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2He had to take the trash out and felt that was beneath him. There was no reason for getting bipolar over such a small thing. The meat and fish in the trash stank to high heaven.
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5I realised it was Halloween and it was just another reminder of why I hate the month of October to begin with. Whose baseball bat was that, anyway? I had thought about buying one.
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1Someone bought her some Frownies. The Brownies were jealous and vowed bloody murder. This happened at night while she slept. The Cosmetic Wars were endless and created needless
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2Were learned from my aunt who was notoriously dropping bombs on everyone. The blackmailing husband of hers was in jail for life. That was my childhood.