Finished Folds (2041—2060)
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4Mr. Faulkner took a look at the old Smith - Corona Zephyr and said the P key would have to be replanted in the keyboard. He agreed to have it fixed acordingly and knew it would
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5Have no right to do pole dancing here. This is not Burning Man." The tall blonde was embarassed and put her shoes back on. Her feet reeked to high heaven. Where were her socks?
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2Was two years later, when this folding story was finished, that the losses were felt. It was a ripple effect, actually. And it cut like a knife. How to process that? I didn't know.
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3Any attention to the mind numbing rubbish they passed off as culture. I never went to college, as it turned out. I went into gardening. That requires no college degree, just rustic
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3The second bucket list item was a rolling grocery cart so she could buy a bushel of apples. Her favourites were granny smith apples. They were just tart enough without being mealy.
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4Trump ate a whole roasted chicken from whole foods, saying to his supporters, "This is better than average, folks. Want some of it?"
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1It was hard to not play with tindersticks without starting a fire. In this case, the waiter was terminated for playing with fire. it is better to fold stories and stay out of jail.
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3One of them walked into the Bar Louie and demanded a port-manteau or he would fold more stories than anyone could finish. There was no port-manteau to be found, unfortunately.
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3My date said, "I have to leave right now!" So we left and my ears were ringing the next 24 hours. That was so creepy, I never went to another concert. No way, Jose. My date
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2It was soon clear that the dead alewives were there to tell you something. But the fish wardens scooped them up, cleaned them and cooked them for dinner instead. Some leftovers
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1But it was too late and the bar was being evacuated a "stink bomb" worm! On the street outside, the worm found its way out the back door and escaped, never seen smelled again.
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0Her friend whose cat had climbed to the top of a tree and come back down, but not before she had worried herself to the point of insomnia. Cecelia could get up and eat an apple so
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2The ark builders were busy making blueprints for a bed that would jolt the sheeple awake in time for the election. Time was running out, so they worked harder than ever to finish
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2R the exit. The doors were being fixed by Mr. Carpenter himself. They had expanded during the heat of summer and needed to be shaved at the bottom, about two inches. The crowd grew
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1The Lion King and his pride were not welcomed by the nudists, who were Burning Man attendees. Having signed a Helco contract twenty years before, they were eaten by the lions and
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10Cup of coffee which couldn't be put in the dishwasher unless it was autoclaved. The test tube babies were puttylike compared to those conceived normally. The autoclave cheered when
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4Vegetables and fruits in the produce department. The swiss chard and rainbow chard spoke to each other for the first time. Eggplant Jesus preached about the plant based diet and
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1She was a lovely tortoiseshell cat, lying on my bed and playing with my pen. She meowed each time I folded a story, which meant every five minutes...unless she was napping.
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1Was piddly compared to the stock trading job I had previously done while holding my nose. My nose came unglued and one day flew off to parts unknown, so I stopped sneezing forever.
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2Arguing that the world really was upside down. She thought, all you can do is laugh out loud. I suddenly felt better about being stranded in LaLa Land. Soon it would be time for