Finished Folds (2081—2100)
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3Axel rose up and asked, "You want to borrow my axe?" The bingy-clad man said, "No." His head got bashed in and Axel said, "I answered his question." The backstreet poet society was
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2About being in the Navy. The pirate dance coach recorded it for posterity. Captain Morgan was still sneezing from the vapours emitted by their breaths as they ate the ornate feast.
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4The third generation Pink, who was singing about the Burning Man festival. This disturbed the senior Pink to no end! He was even more concerned about the corruption of culture by
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2Farragut, I count 2,954,362 projectiles. How many do you see?"
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1An interesting experiment in writing inspiration. It has helped my novel come along faster. It is now up to page 102, a folding story in itself.
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2Sunglasses on.I morph into a bug before they can arrest me. The police are mystified because only the bug shows up on the security camera. The money is transmogrified into food too
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2D to land and be refuelled, but where? Major Tom expertly handled this situation and foraged for mushrooms to saute and eat with chicken liver. He needed the B12. After dinner, the
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3Some of this unique taffy which came in several unique flavours such as watermelon seeds for edema, cranberry juice for women and horny goat weed for men. It was a bestseller! Sir
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6Tree City, PA. The post office was in a tree house, and a Japanese Sparrow lady waited on me. Her postmark was in Japanese. Who did I send it to? I thought about Uncle Mars or Aunt
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0The lladro figurines leapt off the floor and splattered in Lenny 's face. "We are coming with you as proof of your innocence," the Empress of Diamonds exclaimed. Lenny said okay.
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2Paste and ceiling wax. Mixed for a few minutes, it became the suitable soup for the one-eyed Squirtle. I watched it approach from my third floor flat. It looked at the food offered
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4The old grey fox himself, Sharkman. Sharkman was totally clueless about where the Sheboygan nukes went because the ghost trains ran only at night. His mum had told him scary tales
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1two years later, he wore Mephisto shoes and met Mephisto himself. He refused to sign the contract to sell his soul to the meat grinder until offered all expenses paid for life. The
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4Bitten while helping them go through the stuff leftover after a company closed. His helper found some treasures. There were radios, bags of rice, furniture and much more there.
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1Mere bounce in the stock market. I looked around for clues. And took notes. Plasticene flowers with looking glass eyes were taking notice of me when the air raid siren sounded.
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2In front of 3,573,175 viewers to prove I really was occasionally exhibitionistic, despite being painfully shy. Dr. Kovorkian was one of the viewers, I found out later. Channel Z
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4Fast." Flea King and his minions bought a plasma tellie and found channel 258 to be the Food channel. Flea Queen learned to cook and became a great chef at Chez Mignon. Her famous
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1That sang "Hudson 3-2700" in the ultradeep voice from the commercial on the tellie. The Hudson carpet cleaner showed up, ready to work. "You called me?", he asked.
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11Ed him to remember to take his Xanax and take three deep breaths. Pooh carried the honey pot and found Eyeore. He called Det. Manatee and his sea-cows to do CPR. Tigger watched
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3Monkey Mouth had been a chef at Chez Olive. One day a shard of glass was found in onion soup and the patron beat him until the food police arrived. Both went to jail for 5 years.