Finished Folds (2241—2260)
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2Bubba The Chimp was not into such music. He preferred music from obscure composers of the 20th century. Sparky only knew rock and roll. This was a huge problem at night!
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1Of some of the best stories first folded in January 2014 and finished two and a half years later. Was it that long? 569 more chairs were destroyed before this line was folded.
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4Motor-vating down the hill in Andersonville during the wee hours in search of Maybelline was the favourite pastime of Chuck Berry. He stopped at the Automat for coffee. It was
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1All humanoids! This is not the 1999 party. It was the year 2194. Bacon was a Renaissance man, and dressed like one. Elizabeth I followed with Shakespeare in tow. The musicians were
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3Was about the absurdity of the English language. We included some obsolete words just to mystify the audience, which was mostly Millennials. They learned 50 new words that day!
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4To investigate. "Whose brains are these?", he asked witnesses. One man's cerebellum, another's frontal cortex, and so forth. Det. Manatee was taking copious notes and pictures.
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0To add the Pokemon Go app instead of playing bass just two and a half years later. July 6th 2016 was his last gig ever. He burned his guitar and walked away in search of Pokemon.
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3Go about my business as if nothing happened. I got coffee at Starbucks and pondered the headlines in the newspaper. Life was getting more surreal by the day and I folded stories.
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2Guts to get on the tailgate of my truck. It has magic powers!" Nonetheless, Billy Gilman agreed to have coffee at Starbucks and think about black magick and its risks. He did white
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0The God of Tusks had been to the Burning Man festival and tried to duplicate some of the occult rituals. I asked him what they were and he told me over coffee at Starbucks.
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5Dialed the real Keith Richards, who was at home reading Tarjei Vesaas' The Birds. The Norwegian landscape resembled his own inner landscape at age 73. Mick Jagger was there to coo
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0They were twerking and pole dancing whilst 1000 typists were creating a typewriter revolution, which successfully created new opportunities for blasting holes in the cybersphere..
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5Sticky notes as reminders of which houses to stop at, especially those with multiple trees. One package per tree." Santa was out of breath as he tried to keep up with demand for
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4Itself inside my gut, disguised as undigested food. The food police were scanning for any trace of forbidden foods on their list, including donuts. I never ate any after 1995.
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3The purple penguins were addressed by name only. No chance that they would accept any other way, three years later. It was the law, goddamnit! The social justice warriors were
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2Drizzled over tortilla chips for nachos at midnight. Another brick thrown at the tellie, when Shark Lady opened her mouth. This was not the original brick thrown at this tellie!
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0This was the nest folding story line yet for today. The Sith Lord's family wept and threatend to kill me for finishing this line - and laughing out loud. The brown bombers arrived.
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2Rivals' carvasses. Shark Lady and her husband stood by and applauded. It was so sickening, I puked into the trash can and some useful idiots showed up. "Did you have to puke there?
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4The splintered defenestrated body was all over the 12th floor. The janitor complained. "Not another!", George moaned as he fetched the mop and bucket for the tenth time that day.
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1"I will call the thought police right now", she said as she dialed 999. I knew I was in trouble and had to morth into a mouse asap. Luckily, by the time the thought police arrived,