Finished Folds (2261—2280)
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4Resemble tree branches,with varying numbers of fingers that actually sneeze machine gun style from things that make humans sneeze. Nettle, chenopods and ragweed were the culprits.
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6You can do it better." They went to a Burning Mnan Festival on the way to my house, I heard. Santa and Mrs. Claus were forever changed by dropping acid just once and giving some
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0So they called Dr. Dog. Dr. Dog and Det. Manatee showed up together. Their utility bags came from a store that didn't want to sell them at half price at my request. They wept when
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2Time to see Treefingers arrive. "Hiya!", Treefingers said. Amadaela hadn't seen Treefingers since he learned how to completely disappear from Thom Yorke, his dear friend and mentor
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2My personal wizard, Alphpesto, what to do next and was told to do more almost finished folding stories and that some of the best ones take years to finish. Indeed, they do. I know!
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7My fear of blood was still there, but I took my Prozac and did the surgery on Mr. Frog. I saved his life and Mr. Frog invited me to join his family for a summer gathering. I came
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5My popcorn. Three years later, Tony Bennett played his 90th birthday gig at Ravinia, As was his habit, he went to Ravinia and enjoyed the landscape and the audience. Lady Gaga wa
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4Wake me up on a Sunday morning when I felt comatose. It felt surreal to realise how we are all getting old. One of my music idols as a kid was on the radio and he was now 75, which
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2Been built during a wood chopping competition. Then it had been burned during the election propaganda season. There were no forests left for firewood. What a waste of resources!
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6Frontal lobe lawn. The basement had a skeleton closet. Her uncle made dandelion wine the old fashioned way. He put a label on it, Clown Shoes. He apparently owned a pair when young
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2Sore thumb, which Oompa-Loompas tended to get after sitting in the sun for three days. The mangoes were protective of their cousins because they were so delicate and fell down a
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1Accompanied by rainbow chard and 1000 typists insurrecting, the sound of which mimicked woodpeckers drilling holes in the newlyweds' house. Next came dandelion greens and collard.
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4Three years later, she was reimbursed by the insurance company. We had to go through hell but the china was replaced by plastic which lasted a lifetime. We took no chances on loss
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5He drew an illustrated message about the mess,and gave it to a friend three years later. It was so controversial the thought police investigated and his life became hellish. Then
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2Purple penguins playing pokemon go were so distracted they walked right into traffic. They called them space cows after the new Deep Purple song and album. I laughed out loud. They
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4Nefertiti was a calico cat who had a reputation for eating other cats' food, until one day they taught her a lesson. She had to have her own bowl at her spa. Then there was peace!
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2H was never able to stick after the first attempt to hijack its database. Dr. Perronicus was busy fixing the holes that allowed this to happen. Det. Manatee helped investigate any
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1Chronicling of the universe and its evolution. There were new suns and moons discovered daily. Dt. Perronicus and his minions were quite perturbed by the cognitive dissonance found
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3inspired Deep Purple to compose a song titled " Space Cow" for their new album. It even became the title! Salvador Dali did the cover art, specially for the occasion. The opening
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8Ounted on the plate, ready to eat.The high priest walked in and said, "Whoa! What do you think you are doing?" Dr. Lecter said, "I was going to eat this lobster." The lobster fled.