Finished Folds (2441—2460)
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3All living creatures shelter from the coming war, provided they were underwater in the octopus's garden. General Petraeus was fired because he wouldn't follow instructions. Bunged,
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1That became butterflies with purplish coloured wings. These butterflies watched Oliver and Greg as they apologised to Madge. Madge forgave them, as they were alter egos, always at
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3Had to check out the diner, which the newspaper reporters inhabited and discussed their daily business. A billy goat walked in and said, "I came all the way here from Chicago!"
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0Infamous place called Felon Frank's. The proprieter hired only felons who needed to start a better life after jail, as part of the bond agreement. Their leggings were permanent and
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3That she be served her favourite breakfast with exquisite corpses on the side. "Over easy", she added. The smoothie was made from monkey milk and topped with chia seeds. A patron
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4To the cereal aisle where they found Rice & Shine, cream of brown rice. That was the sea monkeys' favourite breakfast and only Whole Foods sold it nowadays. The brown rice bags beg
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1Was Satan's favourite food. He liked spicy catfish stew as well. It was served at a small restaurant on Broadway, for a very good price. The wait staff knew Satan well because he
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1It looked much like John Hancock. I was using a copperplate nib in my Osmiroid 65. Mum loved it, but everyone else thought I had lost my mind. The writing handbook indicated it was
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4She was a devil-woman, with evil on her mind. She got him from behind. It was now noon! His mum wondered if he was dead or alive. She called Det. Manatee to help find her son. Soon
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1Insisted on eating an everything pizza, regardless of the price. His mum was paying, after all. There was no room for the pepperoni, and the pizza wars began at 7:54:21pm promptly.
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2Then try dancing. This didn't work either, but they danced in the street and were run over by a speeding yellow truck. The license plate was in Gibberish, so the police never found
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1Immediately smiled because this guy was his cousin. Fake plastic trees sprouted all over the room as a direct result. Thom Yorke was planting them, then vanished. But he left som
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0Was serving her famous cocoa to everyone and wore her traditional.costume. this started a new fashion trend among the homelanders generation, who were disgusted with fashion. They
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2Trees were planted on the spot until a whole forest was seeded, much to the delight of Joni Mitchell, who sang "Big Yellow Taxi" to bless them. She wore her indigo robe and hat.
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6Roger Bacon ran a butcher shop on High Street, which was a huge success. It was called Roger Bacon & Sons The Butchery. William went there daily for meat, to feed his family. Anne
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2Transmogrified into a demon, with sixteen legs, ten heads and 394 teeth. Monique fainted upon seeing it and was rushed to the hospital. She had a nervous breakdown on the spot, X.
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1Just has to be heated up." Why? The 3,676 preservatives in it would explode on impact if a microwave oven was used. Alice was sobbing while the house burned down before her eyes.
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0They were not politically correct. But little care I for fashion, so I wore them anyway. Jeb offered me his shoes, but they reeked of corruption. Where was the Lysol? Jeb stole it.
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6Delegates whose votes were stolen were banished to Coventry un lieu of re-education. Hillary's shark mouth showed fangs and her advisors told her not to show them in public anymore
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0Mass of particles, classified in category 7453 by the late Dr. Grimm at the University of Epswich. That university was a centre of scientific discoveries by Martian students.