Finished Folds (2461—2480)
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3Must have eaten to survive 274 years. Ted wanted to know how Magister Ludi stayed so healthy when the planet he came from became 2,376 small planets and shed no volcanic ash.
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1Backwards, as she tended to do when nervous. The giant furry hand was above her, screaming bloody murder unless she went to Coventry. Unfortunately, Coventry was 16,240 miles away!
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3Only this time every creature in the forest felt it. The trees could not stop laughing! She crouched under a bush, only to reconnect directly with her personal wizard From 2658.
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3Had changed beyond recognition. She was not at ease with scientific logistics as documented by Dr.Bowie. There had to be some invisible universe out there or why would the planets
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1Her fiancée had too much fur and sharp claws for her to want to marry her. She joined a family of feral cats and lived happily ever after. The bridesmaids became sea monkeys. end
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2The manager, a bird-man, Squawker, whose wingspan was that of a peregrine falcon, consulted withe the eyases and decided on a partial refund-which the humans accepted, then fled.
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3And the samovar became a lovely female cat who was adopted by the lady who screamed. They were inseparable from Lyla and her Family of cats. Samovar lived happily ever after. Lyla
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0A series of balconies before landing in the bushes below. I got up, unscathed. Then I walked home and opened the door as usual, finding everything normal. Home, sweet home! Tea
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0Conceived in the inkwells at The School For Future Geniuses. Squirrels chewed on those ideas and destroyed the gutters of the school until they were stopped by golf balls and Lysol
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1Mit who was her Publisher for not promoting the book. I published myself and made millions. She died before copyrighting it, so I claimed all the money. I went to the Caymans.
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1He wll immediately start smoking it and stink up the room. That's why I wear while boiler suts and a gas mask when I weld a robot in a cigar lounge. I am allergic to smoke! The end
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5Cleaned with holy water and so were the utensils. The carcasses of the chickens were carefully hung up to marinate before cooking in the same holy water. Purple prof wore an apron
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4with an eviction notice in hand. Gordon weakly stood up then said he was sick. In fact he threw up on the eviction notice. "Are you drunk?", the landlord cautiously asked. Gordon
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1The dragon then went into the Wal-mart and slithered around the store, and Holmes was unable to find Puffy. Puffy went into hiding until the store closed, then burned the store.
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3Squawking was so loud, it could only mean they needed food, right now. The preacher gasped for air as they descended on him. The side chicks squawked even louder. The noise police
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5The shore, but they didn't. There was not enough current for that. I swam to the shore, slowly but surely, and a red boat rescued me. I became a regular on that red boat to nowhere
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0Breath and out came fire, which didn't bring the house down. The speech by the Robots did, however. All so called journalists were thereby sacrificed by their masters as fuel for
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5The latest incarnation of Swamp The Clown as news anchor on the Ministry of Information channel, numbered 286 on Xfinity. The clown school produced several news anchors who were so
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2Get a wheelbarrow and burn it as fuel for my new novel. The book will have illustrations done in woodcut and collage. The title has yet to be determined, but it will be original.
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4Hole in the ground and performed jug band music. The wildlife gathered round to hear it because it was so Much fun. Chipmunks sang along. Farmer Astronaut filmed it in its entirety